Derek Deadman Biography
Derek Deadman is a British actor. He appeared as Rankin in two episodes of the RAF sitcom Get Some In! in 1975 and 1978. He played Ringo in 39 of the 66 episodes of the TV series Never the Twain between 1981 and 1991, and appeared as the barman of The Leaky Cauldron, Tom, in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. He often appears as minor roles in British films.
He also played a ruthless Sontaran Commander in the Doctor Who serial The Invasion of Time. He played the part of Robert in the film Time Bandits.
Derek Deadman Movies
Derek Deadman TV Shows
Derek Deadman Quotes
A Moment of Unusual Goodness
Evil:
Suddenly, I feel very, very good.
Robert:
Oh, I'm sorry, Master.
Evil:
No, it'll pass, it'll pass.
Benson:
Shall I bring them in, Master?
Evil:
Yes, Benson. Bring them into the Time of Legends!
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The Quest for Technological Supremacy
Evil:
When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding.
Minion:
Uh, understanding of what, Master?
Evil:
Digital watches. And soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how He spends His time! Forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
Robert:
Slugs.
Evil: [accidentally zaps a minion, who screams]
Slugs! He created slugs. They can't hear! They can't speak! They can't operate machinery! I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic?... If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one! Sorry.
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