Spy Hard - Misunderstandings Among Thugs and McCluckey
Thug #1: [[w:Getting Even with Dad|Getting Even with Dad]
This is for ]!
Thug #2: [[w:My Girl (film)|My Girl]
And this is for ]!
Thug #1: [[w:My Girl 2|My Girl 2]
And this is for ]!
McCluckey: [[w:My Girl 2|My Girl 2]
I wasn't even in ]!
Thugs #1 and #2:
We don't care!!
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Rushmore - Existential Reflections in a Different Place
Dirk Calloway:
I'm not even here right now, I'm in Cheyenne Wyoming.
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Rushmore - Comment on Marital Status
Dirk Calloway:
You're a married man, Blume.
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Rushmore - Reckless Youth and Inappropriate Encounters
Dirk Calloway:
...I knew for sure when they went skinny-dipping in Mr. Blume's pool while giving eachother handjobs...
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Rushmore - Apology for Past Actions
Dirk Calloway: [to Max]
I just wanted to say, I'm sorry I threw rocks at you that day.
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Rushmore - Urgent Call to Action in Rushmore
Dirk Calloway: [On a walkie-talkie; static]
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
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Rushmore - A Witty Take on Friendship Dynamics
Dirk Calloway:
Oh yeah and with friends like you who needs friends?
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