Mason ThamesQuotes

Gwen: I'M SORRY!!

Finney: [furious] DAD, STOP!!

Terence: [points the belt at Finney; flogs Gwen] HEY!! You stay out of this! Gwenny, they came to my work. Why did the police come to my work?!

Gwen: [screams] I don't know! I'm sorry!

Terence: You need to tell me what you know about this investigation!

Gwen: Nothing!

Terence: Tell me what... What?

Gwen: Nothing!

Terence: Huh?!

Gwen: NOTHING!!

Terence: WHAT?!

Gwen: [grabs the vodka bottle and hangs it over the kitchen floor] NOTHIIIIING!!!!! Hit me again, and I'm dropping it!

Terence: [raises the belt in a menacing and vicious manner; Gwen drops the vodka bottle and it shatters on the floor, spilling vodka and Terence shoves Gwen face-down to the floor] You drop that, and I will beat your ass twice as hard.

Finney: NO, DAD!!!

Terence: It was an $8 bottle of goddamn vodka! Oh, now, you listen to me! Listen to me! YOU... ARE NOT... YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Gwen: [sobbing] I know.

Terence: That means you do not hear things that are not there! You do not see things that are not there!

Gwen: Okay!

Terence: They're not there, Gwenny!

Gwen: Okay.

Terence: And your dreams, they're just fucking dreams. Do you understand me?

Gwen: Yes!!

Terence: Do you understand me?!

Gwen: Yes!

Terence: Say it! I want to hear you say it!

Gwen: My dreams are just dreams!!

Terence: SAY IT AGAIN!!!

Gwen: [raising voice] MY DREAMS ARE JUST DREAMS!!!

Terence: Say it again!

Gwen: [furiously] MY DREAMS ARE JUST DREAMS!!!!!!

Hiccup: [seeing the newly reformed Berk] I knew it... I'm dead.

Stoick: [chuckling] No, but you gave it your best shot. So, what do you think?

Viking: Look, it's Hiccup!

Stoick: [points to Hiccup] Turns out all we needed was a little more of... this.

Hiccup: [surprised] You just gestured to all of me.

Gobber: [gestures to Hiccup's peg leg] Well, most of you. That bit's my handiwork. With a little Hiccup flair thrown in! You think it'll do?

Hiccup: [looks at it; jokes] I might make a few tweaks.

Astrid: That's for scaring me!

Hiccup: [shocked; Astrid cuts him off by kissing him on the lips. Hiccup's expression changes to one of pleasant surprise.] Wha-what?! What, is it always gonna be this way? Cause-- I could get used to it.

Hiccup: [mounts Toothless] You got it, bud.

Stoick: [grabs Hiccup's hand; Hiccup turns] Hiccup! I'm sorry... For--For everything.

Hiccup: Yeah, me too.

Stoick: You don't have to go up there.

Hiccup: We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard.

Stoick: [takes his hand] I'm proud to call you my son.

Hiccup: Thanks, Dad.

Astrid: [sees Hiccup] He's up! Get Snotlout out of there!

Twins: I'm on it!

Tuffnut: [arguing] I'm on it first! I'm ahead of you!

Ruffnut: [arguing] Hey! let me drive!

Tuffnut: [arguing] No, this way, don't push me

Ruffnut: [arguing] Stop it, I'll take your teeth out

Tuffnut: Aw, I can't believe that worked!

Gobber: [Red Death pushes Astrid off her dragon and she falls, screaming, until Toothless saves her] NIGHT FURY! Get down!

Hiccup: [Toothless looks upside down to see if he saved Astrid. Then he safely puts her down] Did you get her?

Astrid: Go.

Hiccup: That thing has wings! Okay, let's see if it can use them!

Hiccup: You think that did it?

Hiccup: Well he can fly.

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yeah! GO HICCUP!

Hiccup: Okay Toothless, time to disappear! Come on, bud!

Hiccup: Here it comes!

Hiccup: Watch out!

Hiccup: Okay, times up! Let's see if this works. COME ON! IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!

Hiccup: Stay with me, buddy. We're good. Just a little bit longer.

Hiccup: Hold Toothless...

Hiccup: NOW!

Hiccup: [runs into Red Death's clubbed tail; collides with Red Death's clubbed tail and falls off] No! NO!

Stoick: [sees Toothless but with Hiccup nowhere to be found; kneeling beside Toothless; Toothless stirs and opens his eyes, looking at Stoick; close to tears; Toothless lifts his wings, revealing Hiccup clutched in his paws; picks him up, puts an ear to his chest and laughs with relief; the Vikings cheer and Stoick puts a hand on Toothless' head] Hiccup! HICCUP?! SON! Hiccup. Oh, son... I did this. I'm s... I'm so sorry. Hiccup! Oh, he's alive! You brought him back alive! Thank you for saving my son.

Gobber: [comes over; grimacing] Well... you know, most of him.

Astrid: It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything. Your father, your tribe, your best friend...

Hiccup: [sadly] Thank you for summing that up. Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods? It would've been better. For everyone.

Astrid: [Hiccup doesn't answer] Yep. The rest of us would have done it. So why didn't you? Why didn't you?

Hiccup: I don't know. I couldn't.

Astrid: That's not an answer.

Hiccup: [irate] Why is this so important to you all of a sudden?

Astrid: Because I want to remember what you say, right now.

Hiccup: [angrily] Oh, for the love of - I was a coward! I was wrong! I wouldn't kill a dragon.

Astrid: You said "wouldn't" that time.

Hiccup: [snaps] Whatever! I wouldn't! Three hundred years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon.

Astrid: First to ride one, though. So...?

Hiccup: I wouldn't kill him... because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself.

Astrid: I bet he's really frightened now. What are you going to do about it?

Hiccup: Eh, probably something stupid.

Astrid: Good, but you've already done that.

Hiccup: [smiles, getting an idea; runs off] Then something crazy.

Astrid: [smiles; follows him] That's more like it.

Stoick: What's he doing?

Hiccup: [to Hookfang; takes his hat off and throws it aside] It's okay. It's okay. I'm not one of them.

Stoick: Stop the fight.

Hiccup: No! You all need to see this. They're not what we think they are. We don't have to kill them.

Stoick: [whacks his hammer on the ring cage railing with a loud clang, which startles Hookfang into attacking Hiccup] I SAID, STOP THE FIGHT!!!

Astrid: [She dismounts from Toothless' back and runs toward the village] No! No, it totally makes sense! It's like a giant beehive. They're the workers, and that's their queen. It controls them. Let's find your dad.

Hiccup: [Also dismounts and stops Astrid] No, no! They'll kill Toothless, no. Astrid, we need to think this through. Carefully.

Astrid: Hiccup, we just discovered the Dragon's Nest. The thing we've been after since Vikings first sailed here! And you want to keep it a secret? To protect your pet dragon? Are you serious?

Hiccup: [looks at her with hardened expression] Yes.

Astrid: Okay. Then what do we do?

Hiccup: Just give me until tomorrow. I'll figure something out.

Astrid: [punches Hiccup's arm; Hiccup and Toothless exchange confused looks. Astrid leans forward and quickly kisses him on the cheek] Okay. That's for kidnapping me. That's for... everything else.

Hiccup: [blushingly watches her walk away and Toothless walks beside him giving a smile; stammers] Are you--What are you lookin at?

Hiccup: [Toothless starts to drop] Oh no.

Astrid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiccup: [Toothless starts spinning; Deadpan] Toothless, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! We need her to LIKE us. And now, the spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.

Astrid: [hanging from a tree branch] Hiccup! Get me down from here!

Hiccup: [pleading] You have to give me a chance to explain!

Astrid: I am not listening to anything you have to say!!

Hiccup: [softer] Then I won't speak. Just let me show you. Please, Astrid.

Hiccup: [Astrid is about to grab her axe, but Toothless growls menacingly at her. Astrid stares at the two in disbelief, then runs off to tell the village.; Toothless shrugs and walks away] Toothless, Astrid. Astrid, Toothless. The, uh, Night Fury. Da, da-da, we're dead! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Where do you think you're going?

Gobber: WELCOME TO DRAGON TRAINING!

Astrid: No turning back.

Tuffnut: I hope I get some serious burns!

Ruffnut: I'm hoping for some mauling, like on my shoulder or lower back.

Astrid: [''wryly''] Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.

Hiccup: [''entering behind the others; unenthusiastic''] Yeah, no kidding, right? Pain, love it.

Tuffnut: Oh, great! Who let him in?

Gobber: Let's get started! The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.

Snotlout: [mockingly] Hiccup already killed a Night Fury, so does that disqualify him, or...?

Tuffnut: Can I switch classes with the cool Vikings?

Gobber: [aside, to Hiccup; aloud, to the other teens] Don't worry, you're small and weak. That'll make you less of a target. They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more Viking-like teens instead. Behind these doors are just a few of the many species you will learn to fight! The Deadly Nadder.

Fishlegs: Speed 8, Armor 16.

Gobber: The Hideous Zippleback.

Fishlegs: Plus 11 stealth times 2.

Gobber: The Monstrous Nightmare.

Fishlegs: Firepower 15.

Gobber: The Terrible Terror.

Fishlegs: Attack 8! Venom 12!

Gobber: [''angrliy''] CAN YOU STOP THAT?! And the... Gronckle.

Fishlegs: [''whispers to Hiccup''] Jaw strength 8.

Stoick: Hiccup.

Hiccup: Dad! Uh, I have to talk to you, Dad.

Stoick: I need to speak with you too, son.

Hiccup: I've decided I don't want to fight dragons.

Stoick: I think it's time you learned to fight dragons.

Hiccup and Stoick: [beat] What?

Stoick: Uh, you go first.

Hiccup: [kindly] No, no, you go first.

Stoick: [takes another deep breath] Alright. You get your wish. Dragon Training. You start in the morning.

Hiccup: [panicked] Oh, man, I should have gone first! Uh, cause I was thinking, you know, we have a surplus of dragon-fighting Vikings. But do we have enough...bread-making Vikings? Or small home repair Vikings?

Stoick: [not paying attention; drops a large battle axe into Hiccup's arms] You'll need this.

Hiccup: I don't wanna fight dragons.

Stoick: [chuckles] Oh, come on. Yes, you do.

Hiccup: Rephrase: Dad, I can't kill dragons!

Stoick: But you will kill dragons!

Hiccup: No, I'm really very extra sure that I won't.

Stoick: It's time, Hiccup.

Hiccup: [desperately] Can you not hear me?!

Stoick: [takes the axe from Hiccup; returns the axe; gestures to Hiccup] This is serious, son! When you carry this axe, you carry all of us with you. Which means you walk like us, you talk like us, you think like us. No more of... this.

Hiccup: [sighs] You just gestured to all of me.

Stoick: Deal?

Hiccup: This conversation is feeling very one-sided...

Stoick: Deal?

Hiccup: [sighs; giving in] Deal.

Hiccup: I really did hit one.

Gobber: Sure, Hiccup.

Hiccup: [about his father] He never listens.

Gobber: It runs in the family.

Hiccup: [imitating his father] And when he does, it's always with this... disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich. "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts, and glory on the side! This here, this is a talking fishbone!

Gobber: Now, you're thinkin about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like. It's what's inside that he can't stand.

Hiccup: [sarcastically] Thank you for summing that up.

Gobber: Look, the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not.

Hiccup: [goes inside his house, then goes out the back door, out of his village, to look for Toothless] I just wanna be one of you guys.