American Pie Presents: Band Camp - Competition and Confrontation Over Music Ambitions
Brandon Vandecamp:
In today's episode: wasting time on lost causes. Speaking of which, I understand you composed the music to your show, Elyse. If you... call that music.
Elyse:
Yeah, that's right. I did. And who'd your daddy hire to compose yours?
Brandon Vandecamp:
I'm just giving you fair warning, cupcake. The Robard's Scholarship- is mine.
Elyse:
Like you need it.
Brandon Vandecamp:
Oh, it's not a matter of need, it's a matter of want. Yeah... I get what I want.
Matt Stifler:
Why don't you shut the fu uhh?
Brandon Vandecamp: [''Amused'']
Oh, what're you gonna do?
Matt Stifler:
Kick your ath!
Brandon Vandecamp:
Are you challenging me?
Brandon Vandecamp:
It's been three years since I've been challenged!
Brandon Vandecamp:
I look forward to reminding people why.
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American Pie Presents: Band Camp - Camp Shenanigans and Rivalry Among Friends
Matt Stifler:
Look, I wanna know all the stuff that goes on at night here. Naked pillow fights, whatever!
Ernie Kaplowitz:
Do I look like the guy in charge of the naked pillow fights? Huh? This is my first year here. You see the beanie?
Brandon Vandecamp:
Yes. Yes, I do. But where's yours, Stifler? Let's see- no standard issue t-shirt and no beanie. I believe that's two points from Great Falls, Mr. Nelson!
Matt Stifler: [''takes Ernie's beanie''; ''Stuffs the beanie down his pants'']
Tell you what, Vandercramp. How about I take his beanie and put it on my weenie? How's that, Vandercramp? It's on my head, right?
Mr. Nelson:
Make it five points from Great Falls!
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American Pie Presents: Band Camp - Confrontation Over Camp Rules
Brandon's friend 1:
Are you a rookie? You look lost.
Matt Stifler:
Are you an asshole? You're hairy and you smell like shit!
Brandon Vandecamp:
I'll, uh... I'll ignore that kind of talk. Once. We don't speak that way here. Rookies are to wear their beanies at all times. Those are the rules.
Matt Stiffler:
And who made you the Mayor of Geektown?
Brandon Vandecamp:
I'm Brandon Vandecamp. Senior Drum Major of Beechwood Academy, and the President of the Tall Oaks Council.
Matt Stifler:
Oh? And who are they, Mr. President? The First Lady and Vice Pussy?
Brandon Vandecamp:
Suits you well.
Matt Stifler: [''Sarcastic'']
Golly jeepers, thanks. And hey! Since I'm an official band geek and all, can you guess what my favorite piece of music is?
Brandon Vandecamp:
I have no idea.
Matt Stifler:
The nutcracker.
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