Timothy Stack Biography
Timothy Stack is an American actor.
Timothy Stack Movies
Timothy Stack TV Shows
Timothy Stack Quotes
The Dangers of Ignoring the Truth
Ross Giggins:
Turning now to sports...
Ross:
And an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. It's true. We're all in danger. There's an alien force that's trying prevent you from knowing the truth.
Carson Ward: [''Noticing Ross, and Cindy at the teleprompter keyboard''; ''Rushes over to Cindy'']
Oh, no. Campbell, are you insane?!
Ross:
It's a horrible fate.
Cindy:
Carson, I have to do this!
Ross:
Correction, there really is no danger. Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. Yes, I did. Every word of it. Everyone watching this could be dead in a week.
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Ross:
I been cleanin after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President, y'all. I'm outie. Peace.
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Camp Shenanigans and Rivalry Among Friends
Matt Stifler:
Look, I wanna know all the stuff that goes on at night here. Naked pillow fights, whatever!
Ernie Kaplowitz:
Do I look like the guy in charge of the naked pillow fights? Huh? This is my first year here. You see the beanie?
Brandon Vandecamp:
Yes. Yes, I do. But where's yours, Stifler? Let's see- no standard issue t-shirt and no beanie. I believe that's two points from Great Falls, Mr. Nelson!
Matt Stifler: [''takes Ernie's beanie''; ''Stuffs the beanie down his pants'']
Tell you what, Vandercramp. How about I take his beanie and put it on my weenie? How's that, Vandercramp? It's on my head, right?
Mr. Nelson:
Make it five points from Great Falls!
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