Memorable Quotes from Timothy Stack
2 quotesThe Dangers of Ignoring the Truth
Ross Giggins
Turning now to sports...
Ross
And an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. It's true. We're all in danger. There's an alien force that's trying prevent you from knowing the truth.
Carson Ward
Oh, no. Campbell, are you insane?!
[''Noticing Ross, and Cindy at the teleprompter keyboard''; ''Rushes over to Cindy'']
Ross
It's a horrible fate.
Cindy
Carson, I have to do this!
Ross
Correction, there really is no danger. Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. Yes, I did. Every word of it. Everyone watching this could be dead in a week.
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Ross
I been cleanin after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President, y'all. I'm outie. Peace.
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Camp Shenanigans and Rivalry Among Friends
Matt Stifler
Look, I wanna know all the stuff that goes on at night here. Naked pillow fights, whatever!
Ernie Kaplowitz
Do I look like the guy in charge of the naked pillow fights? Huh? This is my first year here. You see the beanie?
Brandon Vandecamp
Yes. Yes, I do. But where's yours, Stifler? Let's see- no standard issue t-shirt and no beanie. I believe that's two points from Great Falls, Mr. Nelson!
Matt Stifler
Tell you what, Vandercramp. How about I take his beanie and put it on my weenie? How's that, Vandercramp? It's on my head, right?
[''takes Ernie's beanie''; ''Stuffs the beanie down his pants'']
Mr. Nelson
Make it five points from Great Falls!
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