Jeremy Piven Biography
Jeremy Samuel Piven (born July 26, 1965) is an American film producer and actor best known for his role as Ari Gold in the television series Entourage for which he has won three Primetime Emmy Awards as well as several other nominations for Best Supporting Actor.
Jeremy Piven Movies
Jeremy Piven TV Shows
Jeremy Piven Quotes
Tension and Humor in Unusual Interactions
Helen Hyde:
Are you just gonna stand there and stare at me or are you gonna hand me that towel?
Pete Walston:
I'm gonna stand here and stare at you.
Yves DuBois:
What am I paying you for? 20 years in therapy and I start liking girls? That's malpractice.
Dr. Richard Jacks:
Who would've thought that if another woman came between me and Sarah, that it would be me.
Dr. Richard Jacks:
I know you think I'm crazy but this time I can prove it.
Dr. Richard Jacks:
The next time I tell you I'm a girl, just take my word for it. OK?
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Unexpected Revelations Among Friends
Scawldy: [''Jack and Pilot enter Scawldy's bar, and he comes up to Jack and hugs him'']
Boys! What up! What's up, Jack? Jack! The God of Fuck, bro! Bro, Jilly Miranda.
Jack:
Oh, no.
Scawldy: [''Bends down to Jack's crotch'']
Hello? Hello? Bad dick! Very bad dick! Bad dick! Well, since I'm down here, I might as well just for a little bit-
Jack: [[w:Assassination of John F. Kennedy|that Kennedy was assassinated]
How does everybody on Planet Fricking Earth... know this shit already? You guys never know anything. You don't even know... ].
Scawldy:
Wait, George Kennedy was assassinated? Bro, Jilly Miranda is a deviant, okay? She's a major deve. She gets off on causing trouble, okay? But did she at least... make you bust a little coo-coo-coo? Did you? 11 years... he hasn't busted a nut, right?
Jack:
Hey, five.
Scawldy goon:
Taking it off over here, boss.
Scawldy:
Hey, Pilot, you little fuck, did you sell that boom?
Pilot: [''Mayhem [[w:Pitbull dog|the Pitbull dog]
Yeah. ] starts barking at Pilot]
Scawldy:
Hey, shut up! Mayhem, shut the fuck up! All right. The hound has some major trust issues... with our boy Pilot here.
Scawldy goon:
Yo, wiping it off over here, boss.
Scawldy: [[w:Whiskey Pete|Whiskey Pete's]
Listen, I tell you, putting you down at that water park... was an entrepreneurial milestone. Speaking of which... there's a rave over by ].
Scawldy goon:
Yo, sip of water over here, boss.
Scawldy: [''To dog''; [w:Gamma-hydroxybutyrate|some GHB; [w:LSD|some window pane]
Will you shut the fuck up for a blink of an eye! I want you over there... with ] and ], all right?
Pilot:
Yo, I can't.
Scawldy:
What?
Pilot:
I can't, man. I'm going with Jack.
Scawldy:
Going with Jack where?
Pilot: [''Mayhem ferociously pulls on Pilot's sleeve'']
Scawldy! Scawldy!
Jack:
I've got to bail!
Scawldy:
Of course, right. Burt Miranda. Of course, of course. All right, man, that's cool. Where you guys headed?
Jack:
We're thinking Seattle, you know?
Scawldy: [''Serves two [[w:Colt 45 (malt liquor)|Colt 45s]
Jilly Miranda, man... I'd like to take a ride on her. Little sweet ass pooper, you know what I mean? ] on table] Wahoo! Let's go.
Jack:
No, Scawldy, look... I've got to get out of here, all right?
Scawldy: [''Sits down'']
What is your rush, boys? Come on, you've got the world... by a fucking string right here!
Jack:
Scawldy! I've got to go!
Pilot:
Yo, man, can I have my cut?
Jack:
They're after my fucking toes, man!
Scawldy: [''Screams'']
FUCK! Well, otay. Where you guys going? Detroit? Dee-troit?
Pilot:
Yeah, Detroit. Detroit's cool.
Scawldy: [[w:Ted Nugent|Motor City Madman, Ted Fucking Nugent]
Right on. Detroit's got that old school shit... you know what I'm saying? Like ], man. I got you in a stranglehold, baby
Pilot:
You know, Scawld... we're thinking about getting a stake. Sell as we go, finance the trip. The Detroit trip.
Scawldy:
What are you boys thinking about? What do you need?
Pilot:
Well, what do you got?
Scawldy: [[w:cornucopia|what is that thing at Thanksgiving... the horn thing, the fucking horn thing... overflowing with goodies]
What have I got? Dude, what have I got? I got it all, man! I got- I'm the fucking- Dude, I'm the fucking thing... ]?!
Scawldy goon:
The fucking horn thing... with all the fucking goodies coming out!
Scawldy:
Nice working with you, fuckface! What do you call that thing?
Pilot:
A cornucopia.
Scawldy: [''Points at him''; [w:Pat Sajak|Pat Sajak; ''mimics taking a toke''; [w:Methaqualone|'ludes in powdered form; [w:Motel 6|the Motel 6]
Aha, there you go! Pilot, my man, knows everything! He's a regular goddamn ]! I got it all! I got the kind, daffy fucking bud, man... the hydro nuggety-nugs... red fiber... herbal medications sweep upon the nation! The red, red, red, red fiber, you know what I'm saying! I've got an amino acid concoction... marinating in the back right now, man! It creates a totally profound excursion! It opens up all your fucking pleasure glands... you know what I'm saying?! You're like in a field of snow... but you're really in sand... and you're making a goddamn little angel! Good God almighty, you're creating symphonies, you had no idea! You'll be a genius, my friend! I got rock soaked in the wine cooler. I've got wine cooler that's been soaked in rock! I got these new ]! You snort it up! Your head flies open! The bats fly in, they shoot out! I fucking snapped out of it... I chomped about four of them, right?! And I was fucking the Coke machine... in ]!
Scawldy goon:
She was coming Fresca, man, like crazy.
Scawldy: [[w:opium|opium; ''Screams into Colt 45 bottle at head, imagining it as a phone'']
I got some mushroom tea. I got some ecstasy. I got some ]. And I think I hear the police coming after me. I hear the police coming, I hear the police coming, I hear the police coming after me. What's it going to be, boys?
Pilot: [[w:Benzodiazepine|two Z's of endo; [w:ecstasy|100 hits of E]
How about you give us ], ], and a page of blotter?
Scawldy:
That's my man, pots and pans. I have it ready. I'll fill your order.
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