Matt LintzQuotes

Sam Brenner: [watching Matty play "The Last of Us" on the PlayStation 3] There's no rhyme or reason to this game. Where are the patterns? He just attacks at a left field.

Matty: Patterns? Is that why you were so good with Pac-Man and Centipede? You memorized the patterns?

Sam Brenner: Yeah. Only way to beat these things. Count the bullets, calculate the speed, crunch the numbers.

Matty: Where's the fun in that?

Sam Brenner: Oh, boy. Why? What do you do?

Matty: You gotta pretend you're the guy and you don't wanna die.

Sam Brenner: Yeah, that sounds cool, but it's not gonna work every time.

Matty: That's why you have your reset button.

Sam Brenner: [about "The Last of Us"] Yeah, we didn't have those growin up. Most violent game I've ever seen. Eh-eh, I don't think it's healthy for ya.

Matty: [thinking Sam Brenner is talking to him] It's fine, I can handle it.

Sam Brenner: [to Matty; clarifying] No, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to homeboy.

Q*Bert: [shaking in fear] So much blood!

Sam Brenner: Yeah. Hey, you know what'll cheer ya up? A cheese ball.

Q*Bert: Yep.

Sam Brenner: [Q*Bert sucks up a cheese ball.; throws a handful of cheese balls in the opposite direction, and Q*Bert sucks them in.; chuckles; to Matty] Huh? Come on, suck one up. Take a handful. That was smooth. That was very smooth! You know, we should get him some exercise, maybe throw him on the trampoline for a little bit?

Q*Bert: [excitedly] Trampoline! Trampoline! Trampoline!

Matty: Okay. How about me and him do that while you go ask my mom to the ball tomorrow night?

Sam Brenner: Unfortunately, I'm not attracted to your mother.

Q*Bert: [as his signature swear bubble appears] Bullcrap!

Sam Brenner: [to Q*Bert; Q*Bert finishes cheese ball container; Q*Bert chuckles] You're right, I am. Okay. Here, finish these. Your gettin chubby.