Memorable Quotes from Matt Lintz
1 quoteThe Balance of Strategy and Fun in Gaming
Sam Brenner
There's no rhyme or reason to this game. Where are the patterns? He just attacks at a left field.
[watching Matty play "The Last of Us" on the PlayStation 3]
Matty
Patterns? Is that why you were so good with Pac-Man and Centipede? You memorized the patterns?
Sam Brenner
Yeah. Only way to beat these things. Count the bullets, calculate the speed, crunch the numbers.
Matty
Where's the fun in that?
Sam Brenner
Oh, boy. Why? What do you do?
Matty
You gotta pretend you're the guy and you don't wanna die.
Sam Brenner
Yeah, that sounds cool, but it's not gonna work every time.
Matty
That's why you have your reset button.
Sam Brenner
Yeah, we didn't have those growin up. Most violent game I've ever seen. Eh-eh, I don't think it's healthy for ya.
[about "The Last of Us"]
Matty
It's fine, I can handle it.
[thinking Sam Brenner is talking to him]
Sam Brenner
No, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to homeboy.
[to Matty; clarifying]
Q*Bert
So much blood!
[shaking in fear]
Sam Brenner
Yeah. Hey, you know what'll cheer ya up? A cheese ball.
Q*Bert
Yep.
Sam Brenner
Huh? Come on, suck one up. Take a handful. That was smooth. That was very smooth! You know, we should get him some exercise, maybe throw him on the trampoline for a little bit?
[Q*Bert sucks up a cheese ball.; throws a handful of cheese balls in the opposite direction, and Q*Bert sucks them in.; chuckles; to Matty]
Q*Bert
Trampoline! Trampoline! Trampoline!
[excitedly]
Matty
Okay. How about me and him do that while you go ask my mom to the ball tomorrow night?
Sam Brenner
Unfortunately, I'm not attracted to your mother.
Q*Bert
Bullcrap!
[as his signature swear bubble appears]
Sam Brenner
You're right, I am. Okay. Here, finish these. Your gettin chubby.
[to Q*Bert; Q*Bert finishes cheese ball container; Q*Bert chuckles]
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