The Purge: Election Year - Debate on Senator Roan's Courage and Challenges
Reporter #1:
As she's done many times before, Senator Roan broke security protocol, walking off the stage, stepping into the audience.
Joe Dixon: [watching on TV]
Tell you this much, she got em little titties, but she got some big-ass balls. She ain't got a snowball's chance in a steam bath of winning this thing, but she be taking on them ol white-haired George Washington wannabe mofos all by herself. And to that, I say bully for her.
Laney Rucker:
Oh, horseshit. She's full of it, too. Nothing'll ever change.
Joe Dixon:
Hey, Laney. Laney, Laney? I think we've offended Marcos with our anti-Senator talk.
Marcos:
The Senator's going to win. She's gonna make real changes, too. You'll see. All she needs is Florida. She gets the 29 electoral votes from Florida, that puts her over 270. She can do it.
Joe Dixon:
Smartass. All that useless shit and can't butter a damn bagel correctly.
Marcos:
I could butter your bagel, boss.
Joe Dixon:
Oh, you'd butter my bagel? Well, you got jokes over there. Yeah, you just be careful, kid, with all that hope, cause it can be a bad thing. Hope can lead to a lot of letdown. Tell him, Irish I.
Irish Ike Jenkins:
Excuse me, what? I'm not paying attention. I'm thinking about waffles and pussy. That's all I ever really think about, actually.
Joe Dixon:
Irish I, ladies and gentlemen.
Irish Ike Jenkins:
The fuck you laughing at? I'm dead serious.
Joe Dixon: [''With a laughing sigh'']
Ah, fuck!
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