Memorable Quotes from Matthew Maher
2 quotesThe Influence of Phones on Social Interactions
Tim
Why is it that when one person picks up their phone, everybody else has to?
Cornelia
I just have a quick thing...
Tim
Each of us is so certain that we've got the most important thing to do right now.
Cornelia
I know, it's so rude.
[still using her phone]
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A Search for the Holy Bartender
Azrael
Get me a... Holy Bartender.
Bartender
Never heard of it.
Azrael
Ahh, he doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. You do, don't you, Muse?
Serendipity
Don't...
Azrael
Ahh, anybody? No? Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender... Get it?
[Jay and Silent Bob shake their heads; pulls out an Uzi, shoots the bartender repeatedly, then laughs hysterically]
Serendipity
Sweet Jesus, Azrael, why?
[restrained by the Stygian triplets who have suddenly appeared]
Rufus
Come on, demon, I wanna see you try that shit on someone who's already dead!
Azrael
Now, now, Apostle, you maintain that kind of an attitude and you and the barkeep won't be the only corpses in the room. The Christ bitch will join you.
[referring to Bethany]
Serendipity
Are you really that stupid!? You do know what happens if those two jerks enter the church, don't you?
Azrael
I'm actually counting on it! And the pawns are moving into place as we speak...
Jay
Holy Bartender! I get it, that's a great one!
[suddenly starts sniggering]
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