While We're Young - The Influence of Phones on Social Interactions
Tim:
Why is it that when one person picks up their phone, everybody else has to?
Cornelia:
I just have a quick thing...
Tim:
Each of us is so certain that we've got the most important thing to do right now.
Cornelia: [still using her phone]
I know, it's so rude.
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Dogma - A Search for the Holy Bartender
Azrael:
Get me a... Holy Bartender.
Bartender:
Never heard of it.
Azrael:
Ahh, he doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. You do, don't you, Muse?
Serendipity:
Don't...
Azrael: [Jay and Silent Bob shake their heads; pulls out an Uzi, shoots the bartender repeatedly, then laughs hysterically]
Ahh, anybody? No? Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender... Get it?
Serendipity: [restrained by the Stygian triplets who have suddenly appeared]
Sweet Jesus, Azrael, why?
Rufus:
Come on, demon, I wanna see you try that shit on someone who's already dead!
Azrael: [referring to Bethany]
Now, now, Apostle, you maintain that kind of an attitude and you and the barkeep won't be the only corpses in the room. The Christ bitch will join you.
Serendipity:
Are you really that stupid!? You do know what happens if those two jerks enter the church, don't you?
Azrael:
I'm actually counting on it! And the pawns are moving into place as we speak...
Jay: [suddenly starts sniggering]
Holy Bartender! I get it, that's a great one!
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