Maude ApatowQuotes

Maude Apatow
Birthday
December 15th, 1997
From
Los Angeles, California, USA
Actor

The King of Staten Island - Facing Reality After Loss

Claire Carlin: You don't get to act all crazy your entire life because Dad died.

Knocked Up - Understanding Where Babies Come From

Sadie: Where do babies come from?
Debbie: Where do you think they come from?
Sadie: Well. I think a stork, he, um, he drops it down and then - and then a hole goes in your body, and there's blood everywhere coming out of your head, and then you push your belly button, and then your butt falls off, and then you hold your butt, and you have to dig, and you find the little baby.
Debbie: That's exactly right.

Knocked Up - Casual Conversation Sparks Curiosity Among Friends

Ben Stone: [Ben knocks on the door at Sadie's birthday party and Sadie answers] Hey! What up, dawg?
Sadie: Where have you been?
Ben Stone: Oh, you know, around.
Sadie: Why is everyone so mad at you?
Ben Stone: They are? What are they saying?
Sadie: Oh, you know. "Blah, blah, blah. Ben's a fool". What's that mean?
Ben Stone: Maniac. It means Maniac.
Sadie: [nods her head and then giggles] Penis.