Maude Apatow Quotes

Claire Carlin You don't get to act all crazy your entire life because Dad died.

Ben Stone Hey! What up, dawg?

Sadie Where have you been?

Ben Stone Oh, you know, around.

Sadie Why is everyone so mad at you?

Ben Stone They are? What are they saying?

Sadie Oh, you know. "Blah, blah, blah. Ben's a fool". What's that mean?

Ben Stone Maniac. It means Maniac.

Sadie Penis.

Sadie Where do babies come from?

Debbie Where do you think they come from?

Sadie Well. I think a stork, he, um, he drops it down and then - and then a hole goes in your body, and there's blood everywhere coming out of your head, and then you push your belly button, and then your butt falls off, and then you hold your butt, and you have to dig, and you find the little baby.

Debbie That's exactly right.