Captain Ron - Stranded Without Resources in Unknown Territory
Katherine Harvey:
What are we going to do?
Martin Harvey:
What can we do? Look around you. The sun is almost up. We are marooned in an unfriendly country. We have no luggage, no money, no passports and worse still... no reason or explanation for even being here!
Katherine Harvey:
But we have our boat.
Martin Harvey:
No dear. If you'll look again, you'll notice that the pirates have our boat.
Caroline Harvey:
Now, wait a minute. That's our boat. We should do something.
Martin Harvey:
What are you saying?
Katherine Harvey:
I think she's saying that if the pirates have our boat, we should take it back from them. I say we fight them.
Martin Harvey:
Bloodthirsty, heavily armed Cuban pirates against the Harvey clan? It would take a miracle.
Benjamin Harvey:
Look! It's Captain Ron!
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Captain Ron - Unexpected Items in a Game of Monopoly
Martin Harvey: [Walks down to the Ship's Cabin]
What's this?
Caroline Harvey:
Monopoly.
Martin Harvey: [Holding a handgun]
No, this.
Benjamin Harvey:
Two .45's and a Mac-10.
Caroline Harvey:
It's this total macho trip, Dad, just ignore it.
Martin Harvey:
Where'd they come from?
Benjamin Harvey:
Captain Ron traded the Guerrillas for em.
Captain Ron:
Yeah, I thought we'd ought to have them, Boss. Cause, you know, we're gettin into pirate waters, here, pretty quick.
Martin Harvey:
What pirates?
Captain Ron:
Pirates, of the Caribbean.
Martin Harvey:
Been to Disney World one too many times, have we, Captain Ron?
Benjamin Harvey:
It's true, Dad! They come up on you in high speed boats!
Captain Ron:
You know, I don't believe I've been to Disney World...I've been to DollyWood.
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Captain Ron - Destination Discussion in Captain Ron's Journey
Caroline Harvey:
Captain Ron, I was wondering. Are we going to be going to any more "human" type places?
Captain Ron:
Well, you heard of St. Croix?
Caroline Harvey:
Yeah.
Captain Ron:
We're going to the island just to the left of it.
Caroline Harvey:
What's it called?
Captain Ron:
Ted's.
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