Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Turtles with Ninja Skills Explained
Vernon:
So they're aliens?
April O'Neil:
No, that's stupid. They're turtles.
Bernadette Thompson:
Is there anything else we should know about them?
April:
They're ninjas.
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Expend4bles - Caveman Comparisons in Expend4bles Dialogue
Gina: [''To Christmas'']
You know what you actually are? A caveman.
Barney:
You do resemble a caveman.
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Jennifer's Body - Friendship and Betrayal in Crisis
Needy:
Best friends FOREVER, huh? You killed my best boyfriend! You goddamned monster, you dumb BITCH!
Needy:
Ya know what THIS is for? Huh? It's for cutting BOXES!
Jennifer:
Do you buy ALL your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch!
Needy:
Cross out Jennifer!
Jennifer: [After being stabbed]
My tit.
Needy:
No...your heart.
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Jennifer's Body - Conflict Over Abilities and Jealousy
Chip: [after Jennifer attacked him]
She can fly?
Needy:
She's just hovering... it's not that impressive.
Jennifer:
God, do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.
Needy:
You're a jerk.
Jennifer:
Nice insult, Hannah Montana. Got any more harsh digs?
Needy:
You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little you used to steal my toys, and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer:
And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
Needy:
Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So... why Chip? Is it just to tick me off? Or is it just because you're just really insecure?
Jennifer:
I am not insecure, Needy. God, that was a joke, how could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen!
Needy:
Yeah, two years ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer:
I am still socially relevant.
Needy:
And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer:
I am going... to eat your soul... and SPIT IT OUT, LESNICKI!
Needy:
I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer: [smirks]
I go both ways.
Needy:
(gets the idea) Wait a second... You got my last name right! I knew you would!
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Jennifer's Body - Debating the Reality of PMS
Needy:
Are you PMS'ing or something?
Jennifer:
PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy.
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Jennifer's Body - Unexpected Comments in a Casual Conversation
Jennifer: [Needy and Chip come downstairs from her bedroom]
Hey, Chip. It smells like Thai food in here... Have you guys been fucking?
Needy:
Ugh, you're gross!
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Jennifer's Body - Critique of Masculinity and Appearance
Needy: [after Colin asks Jennifer out]
Colin's really nice.
Jennifer:
He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.
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Jennifer's Body - Misunderstandings About Virginity and Consequences
Jennifer:
I think the singer wants me.
Needy:
Only because he thinks you're a virgin. I heard them talking.
Jennifer:
Yeah, right. I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.
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Jennifer's Body - A Clever Plan to Obtain Alcohol
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Transformers - Introduction of Transformers and Sam Witwicky
Optimus Prime:
Are you Samuel James Witwicky, a descendant of Archibald Witwicky?
Mikaela Banes: [Stunned]
They know your name!
Sam Witwicky:
Yeah.
Optimus:
My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybertron.
Ratchet:
But you can call us "Autobots" for short.
Sam:
Autobots.
Jazz: [Does a somersault]
What's crackin', lil bitches?
Optimus:
My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz.
Jazz: [Jumps onto a car behind him as if it were a chair]
This looks like a cool place to kick it!
Sam:
What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?
Optimus: [Points to Ironhide]
We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web (a system of interlinked hypertext documents accessed via the Internet). My weapons specialist, Ironhide.
Ironhide: [Brandishing his weapons]
You feeling lucky, punk?
Optimus:
Easy, Ironhide.
Ironhide:
Just kidding, I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Optimus:
Our medical officer, Ratchet.
Ratchet: [Sniffing]
The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.
Optimus:
You already know your guardian, Bumblebee.
Bumblebee: [Assumes fighting stance]
Check to the rep/Yep, second to none
Sam: [Bumblebee nods]
Bumblebee, right? You're my guardian, huh?
Ratchet:
His vocal processors were damaged in battle. I'm still working on them.
Mikaela:
Why are you here?
Optimus:
We are here looking for the AllSpark, and we must find it before Megatron.
Sam:
Mega-what?
Optimus: [Produces a hologram of Cybertron for Sam and Mikaela to see]
Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the AllSpark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.
Sam:
My grandfather...?
Optimus: [Flashes back to Archibald's discovery of Megatron in the ice]
It was an accident that intertwined our fates. Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve the Cube. He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were imprinted on his glasses.
Sam:
How did you know about his glasses?
Optimus:
eBay.
Sam:
eBay...
Ratchet:
If the Decepticons find the AllSpark, they'll use its power to transform Earth's machines, and build a new army.
Optimus:
And the human race will be extinguished. Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.
Mikaela: [To Sam]
Please tell me you have those glasses.
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Transformers - Unexpected Situations and Personal Weaknesses
Sam Witwicky: [Mikaela enters the car]
I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything. You sure? So listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house.
Mikaela Banes: [To herself]
...I can't believe that I'm here right now.
Sam:
You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.
Mikaela:
No, no, I don't mean here with you, just here, in this situation. Same situation I'm always in, and I don't know...I just have a weakness for hot guys with tight abs and really big arms.
Sam: [Confused; Swallows; Points to back seat; Tries to point light by flexing muscles]
Big arms? Well, there's a couple of new additions to the car. Like, I just put that light there. And that disco ball. And so the light reflects from the disco ball.
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Transformers - Sacrifice and Consequences in Relationships
Mikaela Banes:
Sam... I have a record because I wouldn't turn my dad in. When have you ever had to sacrifice anything in your perfect little life?
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