Memorable Quotes from Megan Fox

12 quotes

Transformers

Unexpected Situations and Personal Weaknesses

Sam Witwicky I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything. You sure? So listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house.

[Mikaela enters the car]

Mikaela Banes ...I can't believe that I'm here right now.

[To herself]

Sam You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.

Mikaela No, no, I don't mean here with you, just here, in this situation. Same situation I'm always in, and I don't know...I just have a weakness for hot guys with tight abs and really big arms.

Sam Big arms? Well, there's a couple of new additions to the car. Like, I just put that light there. And that disco ball. And so the light reflects from the disco ball.

[Confused; Swallows; Points to back seat; Tries to point light by flexing muscles]

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Jennifer's Body

Friendship and Betrayal in Crisis

Needy Best friends FOREVER, huh? You killed my best boyfriend! You goddamned monster, you dumb BITCH!

Needy Ya know what THIS is for? Huh? It's for cutting BOXES!

Jennifer Do you buy ALL your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch!

Needy Cross out Jennifer!

Jennifer My tit.

[After being stabbed]

Needy No...your heart.

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Jennifer's Body

Critique of Masculinity and Appearance

Needy Colin's really nice.

[after Colin asks Jennifer out]

Jennifer He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.

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Expend4bles

Caveman Comparisons in Expend4bles Dialogue

Gina You know what you actually are? A caveman.

[''To Christmas'']

Barney You do resemble a caveman.

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Transformers

Sacrifice and Consequences in Relationships

Mikaela Banes Sam... I have a record because I wouldn't turn my dad in. When have you ever had to sacrifice anything in your perfect little life?

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Jennifer's Body

Unexpected Comments in a Casual Conversation

Jennifer Hey, Chip. It smells like Thai food in here... Have you guys been fucking?

[Needy and Chip come downstairs from her bedroom]

Needy Ugh, you're gross!

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Turtles with Ninja Skills Explained

Vernon So they're aliens?

April O'Neil No, that's stupid. They're turtles.

Bernadette Thompson Is there anything else we should know about them?

April They're ninjas.

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Transformers

Introduction of Transformers and Sam Witwicky

Optimus Prime Are you Samuel James Witwicky, a descendant of Archibald Witwicky?

Mikaela Banes They know your name!

[Stunned]

Sam Witwicky Yeah.

Optimus My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybertron.

Ratchet But you can call us "Autobots" for short.

Sam Autobots.

Jazz What's crackin', lil bitches?

[Does a somersault]

Optimus My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz.

Jazz This looks like a cool place to kick it!

[Jumps onto a car behind him as if it were a chair]

Sam What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?

Optimus We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web (a system of interlinked hypertext documents accessed via the Internet). My weapons specialist, Ironhide.

[Points to Ironhide]

Ironhide You feeling lucky, punk?

[Brandishing his weapons]

Optimus Easy, Ironhide.

Ironhide Just kidding, I just wanted to show him my cannons.

Optimus Our medical officer, Ratchet.

Ratchet The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.

[Sniffing]

Optimus You already know your guardian, Bumblebee.

Bumblebee Check to the rep/Yep, second to none

[Assumes fighting stance]

Sam Bumblebee, right? You're my guardian, huh?

[Bumblebee nods]

Ratchet His vocal processors were damaged in battle. I'm still working on them.

Mikaela Why are you here?

Optimus We are here looking for the AllSpark, and we must find it before Megatron.

Sam Mega-what?

Optimus Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the AllSpark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.

[Produces a hologram of Cybertron for Sam and Mikaela to see]

Sam My grandfather...?

Optimus It was an accident that intertwined our fates. Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve the Cube. He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were imprinted on his glasses.

[Flashes back to Archibald's discovery of Megatron in the ice]

Sam How did you know about his glasses?

Optimus eBay.

Sam eBay...

Ratchet If the Decepticons find the AllSpark, they'll use its power to transform Earth's machines, and build a new army.

Optimus And the human race will be extinguished. Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.

Mikaela Please tell me you have those glasses.

[To Sam]

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Jennifer's Body

Debating the Reality of PMS

Needy Are you PMS'ing or something?

Jennifer PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy.

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Jennifer's Body

A Clever Plan to Obtain Alcohol

Needy How are you going to get alcohol?

Jennifer I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.

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Jennifer's Body

Misunderstandings About Virginity and Consequences

Jennifer I think the singer wants me.

Needy Only because he thinks you're a virgin. I heard them talking.

Jennifer Yeah, right. I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.

Jennifer's Body

Conflict Over Abilities and Jealousy

Chip She can fly?

[after Jennifer attacked him]

Needy She's just hovering... it's not that impressive.

Jennifer God, do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.

Needy You're a jerk.

Jennifer Nice insult, Hannah Montana. Got any more harsh digs?

Needy You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little you used to steal my toys, and pour lemonade on my bed.

Jennifer And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.

Needy Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So... why Chip? Is it just to tick me off? Or is it just because you're just really insecure?

Jennifer I am not insecure, Needy. God, that was a joke, how could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen!

Needy Yeah, two years ago when you were socially relevant.

Jennifer I am still socially relevant.

Needy And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny.

Jennifer I am going... to eat your soul... and SPIT IT OUT, LESNICKI!

Needy I thought you only murdered boys.

Jennifer I go both ways.

[smirks]

Needy (gets the idea) Wait a second... You got my last name right! I knew you would!