Melissa Peterman Biography
Melissa Peterman is an American actress, comedian and television host best known for her iconic role as Barbra Jean in the hit sitcom Reba.
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Hooker #2:
Yeah, we both did. She went to college too.
Hooker #1: [[w:Normandale Community College|Normandale]
I went to ] for about a year'n-a-half.
Hooker #2:
Yah, that's where we met.
Hooker #1:
But I dropped out though.
Hooker #2:
Yah, she dropped.
Hooker #1:
Yah!
Marge:
So, where you girls from?
Hooker #1: [[w:Chaska, Minnesota|Chaska]
].
Hooker #2: [[w:Le Sueur, Minnesota|Le Sueur; [w:White Bear Lake Area High School|high school; [w:White Bear Lake, Minnesota|White Bear Lake]
]. But I went to ] in ]. Go Bears.
Marge:
Okay. I want you to tell me what these fellas looked like.
Hooker #1:
Well, the little guy, he was kinda funny-looking.
Marge:
In what way?
Hooker #1:
I dunno, just funny-lookin'.
Marge:
Can you be any more specific?
Hooker #1:
I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised.
Marge:
Was he funny lookin apart from that?
Hooker #1:
Yeah.
Marge:
So, you were having sex with the little fella then?
Hooker #1:
Uh-huh.
Marge:
Is there anything else you can tell me about him?
Hooker #1:
No. Like I say, he was funny lookin'. More n most people even.
Marge:
And what about the other fella?
Hooker #2:
He was a little older. You know, looked like the Marlboro man.
Marge:
Oh yah?
Hooker #2:
Yah. But maybe I'm sayin that, you know, cause he smoked Marlboros.
Marge:
Uh-huh.
Hooker #2:
You know, like a subconscious-type thing.
Marge:
Yah, that can happen.
Hooker #2:
Yah.
Hooker #1:
They said they were goin to the Twin Cities?
Marge:
Oh, yah?
Hooker #2:
Yah!
Hooker #1:
Yah. Is that useful to ya?
Marge:
Oh, you betchya, yah.
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