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Melissa Peterman Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Melissa Peterman

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Reflections on Education and Life Choices
Hooker #2 Yeah, we both did. She went to college too.
Hooker #1 I went to ] for about a year'n-a-half.
[[w:Normandale Community College|Normandale]
Hooker #2 Yah, that's where we met.
Hooker #1 But I dropped out though.
Hooker #2 Yah, she dropped.
Hooker #1 Yah!
Marge So, where you girls from?
Hooker #1 ].
[[w:Chaska, Minnesota|Chaska]
Hooker #2 ]. But I went to ] in ]. Go Bears.
[[w:Le Sueur, Minnesota|Le Sueur; [w:White Bear Lake Area High School|high school; [w:White Bear Lake, Minnesota|White Bear Lake]
Marge Okay. I want you to tell me what these fellas looked like.
Hooker #1 Well, the little guy, he was kinda funny-looking.
Marge In what way?
Hooker #1 I dunno, just funny-lookin'.
Marge Can you be any more specific?
Hooker #1 I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised.
Marge Was he funny lookin apart from that?
Hooker #1 Yeah.
Marge So, you were having sex with the little fella then?
Hooker #1 Uh-huh.
Marge Is there anything else you can tell me about him?
Hooker #1 No. Like I say, he was funny lookin'. More n most people even.
Marge And what about the other fella?
Hooker #2 He was a little older. You know, looked like the Marlboro man.
Marge Oh yah?
Hooker #2 Yah. But maybe I'm sayin that, you know, cause he smoked Marlboros.
Marge Uh-huh.
Hooker #2 You know, like a subconscious-type thing.
Marge Yah, that can happen.
Hooker #2 Yah.
Hooker #1 They said they were goin to the Twin Cities?
Marge Oh, yah?
Hooker #2 Yah!
Hooker #1 Yah. Is that useful to ya?
Marge Oh, you betchya, yah.