Melvyn Hayes Biography
Melvyn Hayes is an English actor, now best known for playing the effeminate Gunner "Gloria" Beaumont in the 1970s BBC sitcom It Ain't Half Hot Mum. He has had a long and wide ranging career in movies and television, appearing in over 30 films and dozens of television programmes.
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Melvyn Hayes Quotes
Meeting at the Frankenstein Residence
Paul Krempe:
Is this the home of the Frankenstein family?
Young Victor:
It is.
Paul Krempe:
I'm Paul Krempe. I have an appointment with Baron Frankenstein. You must be Victor. I'm going to be your tutor.
Young Victor:
So I understand. But surely it isn't settled yet.
Paul Krempe:
I thought this was just an interview to decide...
Young Victor:
Whether you were suitable for the position.
Paul Krempe:
Yes, but I've had correspondence with the Baron... and he seemed satisfied with my qualifications.
Young Victor:
That's right, he did, didn't he?
Paul Krempe:
I expect he wanted to see what I look like.
Young Victor:
That must have been it.
Paul Krempe:
Will you tell your father that I'm here?
Young Victor:
My father is dead.
Paul Krempe:
That's ridiculous. I had a letter...
Young Victor:
He's been dead for 10 years. It was I who advertised for a tutor. It was I who wrote to you.
Paul Krempe:
You're the Baron then, are you?
Young Victor:
And have been since I was 5 years old.
Paul Krempe:
And you want a tutor for your son?
Young Victor:
I thought it would save a lot of explanation by letter. A difficult thing at the best of times. I fail to see that the disclosure of the facts can make any difference. You were to be engaged as my tutor, subject to the Baron's approval. You will take up the position. You will be paid as arranged.
Paul Krempe:
By whom?
Young Victor:
By the Baron. I'm quite rich. Do you still want the position?
Paul Krempe:
I should be honored, Herr Baron.
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