Memorable Quotes from Michael Buscemi
2 quotesA Call to the Ku Klux Klan
Voicemail
You've reached the Colorado Springs chapter of the Ku Klux Klan. Please leave a message, and God bless White America.
Ron Stallworth
Hello, this is Ron Stallworth calling. I saw your advertisement in the Colorado Springs Gazette. I'm interested in receiving some reading material from you. My phone number is 103-9994. I'm very much looking forward to you returning my call.
[After the beep sounds]
Walter Breachway
Yeah, who's this?
Ron Stallworth
Ron Stallworth here.
Walter Breachway
This is Walter, returning your call...from the organization.
Ron Stallworth
The organization?
Walter Breachway
That's right. We appreciate your interest. What's your story?
Ron Stallworth
Well, since you asked...since you asked, I hate niggers. I hate Jews. Spics and micks. Dagos and Chinks. But my mouth to God's ears, I really hate those nigger rats, and anyone else really that doesn't have pure white Aryan blood running through their veins! My sister, Pamela, she was just recently accosted by one of those black coons.
Walter Breachway
Is that so?
Ron Stallworth
Yeah. Every time I think about that black baboon putting his filthy black hands on her purest white, driven snow body. I mean pure, Walter! She's a saint, she's an angel! It makes me want to puke!
Walter Breachway
You are just the kind of guy that we are looking for. Listen, uh, when can you meet?
Ron Stallworth
How about Friday night, after I get off work?
Walter Breachway
Well, that's a deal, buddy boy, we'll get right back to you with the details. Take care now.
Ron Stallworth
God bless white America.
[He hangs up.]
Flip Zimmerman
Did I just hear you use your real name?
Ron Stallworth
Oh, motherfucker.
Jimmy Creek
Yeah, motherfucker, amateur hour.
Flip Zimmerman
That's your real name, right? Is it, is it Ron Stallworth, right? Isn't that his real name?
Jimmy Creek
I can't believe he just said that.
Flip Zimmerman
Well, good luck, Ron, with your new redneck friends.
[He turns away slowly as the other officers in the room continue laughing.]
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A Meeting of Conflicted Perspectives
Ron Stallworth
Mr. Duke, I'm so sorry we didn't get to spend more one-on-one time together.
[answering a phone call from Duke]
David Duke
Well, that was a just a tragedy. I had just met those heroic brothers in the cause.
Flip Zimmerman
Heroic.
Ron Stallworth
Yeah. And the chapter is just shaken at the core.
David Duke
Oh.
Ron Stallworth
Yeah. And poor Connie, right? I mean, not only does she lose her husband, but...
Flip Zimmerman
Poor Connie.
Jimmy Creek
Connie's going away.
Flip Zimmerman
We feel bad for Connie.
Ron Stallworth
... she's looking at serious prison time.
[continuing]
David Duke
My God. And then there was that nigger detective. Basically...
Ron Stallworth
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut up, shut up. Those goddamn coloreds they sure know how to spoil a celebration.
[to the other officers, trying not to laugh; to Duke]
Jimmy Creek
Hey, you're getting me in trouble.
[to Flip]
David Duke
Christ, you can say that again.
[to Ron]
Ron Stallworth
Those goddamn coloreds sure know how to spoil a celebration. Can I ask you a question, sir?
David Duke
Shoot.
Ron Stallworth
That nigger detective, did you ever did you ever get his name?
David Duke
No. I don't think I...
Ron Stallworth
Are-uh you sure you don't know who he is? Are-uh you absolutely sure? Cause that nigga, coon, gator bait, spade, spook, Sambo, spear-chucking jungle bunny, Mississippi wind chime...
Flip Zimmerman
Wind chime?
Ron Stallworth
... detective is Ron Stallworth, you racist, peckerwood, redneck, inch worm, needle-dick motherfucker! I'll be here all week.
[continuing; Ron slams the phone back on the register as his coworkers laugh, high-five him, and pat him on the back.]
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