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Michael Buscemi Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Michael Buscemi

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A Call to the Ku Klux Klan
Voicemail You've reached the Colorado Springs chapter of the Ku Klux Klan. Please leave a message, and God bless White America.
Ron Stallworth Hello, this is Ron Stallworth calling. I saw your advertisement in the Colorado Springs Gazette. I'm interested in receiving some reading material from you. My phone number is 103-9994. I'm very much looking forward to you returning my call.
[After the beep sounds]
Walter Breachway Yeah, who's this?
Ron Stallworth Ron Stallworth here.
Walter Breachway This is Walter, returning your call...from the organization.
Ron Stallworth The organization?
Walter Breachway That's right. We appreciate your interest. What's your story?
Ron Stallworth Well, since you asked...since you asked, I hate niggers. I hate Jews. Spics and micks. Dagos and Chinks. But my mouth to God's ears, I really hate those nigger rats, and anyone else really that doesn't have pure white Aryan blood running through their veins! My sister, Pamela, she was just recently accosted by one of those black coons.
Walter Breachway Is that so?
Ron Stallworth Yeah. Every time I think about that black baboon putting his filthy black hands on her purest white, driven snow body. I mean pure, Walter! She's a saint, she's an angel! It makes me want to puke!
Walter Breachway You are just the kind of guy that we are looking for. Listen, uh, when can you meet?
Ron Stallworth How about Friday night, after I get off work?
Walter Breachway Well, that's a deal, buddy boy, we'll get right back to you with the details. Take care now.
Ron Stallworth God bless white America.
[He hangs up.]
Flip Zimmerman Did I just hear you use your real name?
Ron Stallworth Oh, motherfucker.
Jimmy Creek Yeah, motherfucker, amateur hour.
Flip Zimmerman That's your real name, right? Is it, is it Ron Stallworth, right? Isn't that his real name?
Jimmy Creek I can't believe he just said that.
Flip Zimmerman Well, good luck, Ron, with your new redneck friends.
[He turns away slowly as the other officers in the room continue laughing.]
A Meeting of Conflicted Perspectives
Ron Stallworth Mr. Duke, I'm so sorry we didn't get to spend more one-on-one time together.
[answering a phone call from Duke]
David Duke Well, that was a just a tragedy. I had just met those heroic brothers in the cause.
Flip Zimmerman Heroic.
Ron Stallworth Yeah. And the chapter is just shaken at the core.
David Duke Oh.
Ron Stallworth Yeah. And poor Connie, right? I mean, not only does she lose her husband, but...
Flip Zimmerman Poor Connie.
Jimmy Creek Connie's going away.
Flip Zimmerman We feel bad for Connie.
Ron Stallworth ... she's looking at serious prison time.
[continuing]
David Duke My God. And then there was that nigger detective. Basically...
Ron Stallworth Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut up, shut up. Those goddamn coloreds they sure know how to spoil a celebration.
[to the other officers, trying not to laugh; to Duke]
Jimmy Creek Hey, you're getting me in trouble.
[to Flip]
David Duke Christ, you can say that again.
[to Ron]
Ron Stallworth Those goddamn coloreds sure know how to spoil a celebration. Can I ask you a question, sir?
David Duke Shoot.
Ron Stallworth That nigger detective, did you ever did you ever get his name?
David Duke No. I don't think I...
Ron Stallworth Are-uh you sure you don't know who he is? Are-uh you absolutely sure? Cause that nigga, coon, gator bait, spade, spook, Sambo, spear-chucking jungle bunny, Mississippi wind chime...
Flip Zimmerman Wind chime?
Ron Stallworth ... detective is Ron Stallworth, you racist, peckerwood, redneck, inch worm, needle-dick motherfucker! I'll be here all week.
[continuing; Ron slams the phone back on the register as his coworkers laugh, high-five him, and pat him on the back.]