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Michael Hitchcock Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Michael Hitchcock

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Military Secrets Unravel in Small Town
Jack Listen, the Air Force set that fire, they want the town empty for some reason. The whole military operation, the evacuation, everything is all bad. We need to-
Deputy Rosko Did you hear about Joe? Look, dispatch just got a call on citizen's band: Joe and some of his friends, they were grabbed by Military personnel at the middle school.
Jack Preston, you tell me everything, and I won't throw you in jail.
[finds Preston, pulls a magazine he's reading away from him]
Preston Yes, sir. But, I think you should take a look at this first.
[holds up film]
Fashion Choices and Fabric Considerations
Hamilton Swan Honey, I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck.
Meg Swan Is that not breathing?
Hamilton Swan Well, it's breathing now, but it'll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you'll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.
Discussion on Banjo's Appearance and Dimension
Lawrence E. Turpin Alright, here's your giant banjo...
Jonathan Steinbloom Um-hmm. It's very flat.
Lawrence E. Turpin Well, it doesn't look flat from in the audience.
Jonathan Steinbloom It has basically, no dimension to it.
Lawrence E. Turpin Well, it's painted to look three dimensional. If you go back there, trust me...
Jonathan Steinbloom But it's not painted on the back. I'm looking ot the back right now. Will you look with me for a minute?
Lawrence E. Turpin Why would it be... From the audience it's gonna look perfectly fine. And It looks three dimensional. Just go out there and take a peek.
Jonathan Steinbloom Well, is this the real furniture or is this the rehearsal furniture?
Lawrence E. Turpin Well, A it's not called furniture. It's a set.
Jonathan Steinbloom Uh-huhh...
Lawrence E. Turpin And it's painted this way. It looks completely three dimensional from the audience, if you just go out that way, Mr. Steinbloom.
Jonathan Steinbloom So this is the real furniture, and this is... Is this an actual street lamp?
Lawrence E. Turpin I'm sure it was at one time.
Jonathan Steinbloom Can you have an actual three dimensional object that's represents the thing that it actually is, can that be next to something that it's pretending to be? Would that be okay?
Lawrence E. Turpin Yes, it's perfectly fine. You know, I really don't have time to explain Stagecraft 101. This show starts in an hour. Now, every... everything is exactly the way you...
Jonathan Steinbloom And what are tho... what's tha... that... Those are lights hanging up there?
Lawrence E. Turpin Yes, those are lights...
Jonathan Steinbloom Could they fall?
Lawrence E. Turpin ...and that's a ceiling above us!
Jonathan Steinbloom But they look shaky.
Lawrence E. Turpin No, they're not shaky, they're perfectly...
Jonathan Steinbloom Is that wire? I see a wire. I see a...
Jonathan Steinbloom Oww!