Memorable Quotes from Michael Hitchcock
3 quotesMilitary Secrets Unravel in Small Town
Jack
Listen, the Air Force set that fire, they want the town empty for some reason. The whole military operation, the evacuation, everything is all bad. We need to-
Deputy Rosko
Did you hear about Joe? Look, dispatch just got a call on citizen's band: Joe and some of his friends, they were grabbed by Military personnel at the middle school.
Jack
Preston, you tell me everything, and I won't throw you in jail.
[finds Preston, pulls a magazine he's reading away from him]
Preston
Yes, sir. But, I think you should take a look at this first.
[holds up film]
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Fashion Choices and Fabric Considerations
Hamilton Swan
Honey, I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck.
Meg Swan
Is that not breathing?
Hamilton Swan
Well, it's breathing now, but it'll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you'll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.
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Discussion on Banjo's Appearance and Dimension
Lawrence E. Turpin
Alright, here's your giant banjo...
Jonathan Steinbloom
Um-hmm. It's very flat.
Lawrence E. Turpin
Well, it doesn't look flat from in the audience.
Jonathan Steinbloom
It has basically, no dimension to it.
Lawrence E. Turpin
Well, it's painted to look three dimensional. If you go back there, trust me...
Jonathan Steinbloom
But it's not painted on the back. I'm looking ot the back right now. Will you look with me for a minute?
Lawrence E. Turpin
Why would it be... From the audience it's gonna look perfectly fine. And It looks three dimensional. Just go out there and take a peek.
Jonathan Steinbloom
Well, is this the real furniture or is this the rehearsal furniture?
Lawrence E. Turpin
Well, A it's not called furniture. It's a set.
Jonathan Steinbloom
Uh-huhh...
Lawrence E. Turpin
And it's painted this way. It looks completely three dimensional from the audience, if you just go out that way, Mr. Steinbloom.
Jonathan Steinbloom
So this is the real furniture, and this is... Is this an actual street lamp?
Lawrence E. Turpin
I'm sure it was at one time.
Jonathan Steinbloom
Can you have an actual three dimensional object that's represents the thing that it actually is, can that be next to something that it's pretending to be? Would that be okay?
Lawrence E. Turpin
Yes, it's perfectly fine. You know, I really don't have time to explain Stagecraft 101. This show starts in an hour. Now, every... everything is exactly the way you...
Jonathan Steinbloom
And what are tho... what's tha... that... Those are lights hanging up there?
Lawrence E. Turpin
Yes, those are lights...
Jonathan Steinbloom
Could they fall?
Lawrence E. Turpin
...and that's a ceiling above us!
Jonathan Steinbloom
But they look shaky.
Lawrence E. Turpin
No, they're not shaky, they're perfectly...
Jonathan Steinbloom
Is that wire? I see a wire. I see a...
Jonathan Steinbloom
Oww!
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