Wet Hot American Summer - A Promise to Reunite in Ten Years
Susie:
You guys, I'm really gonna miss this place.
Coop:
Me, too.
Ben:
Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.
Lindsay:
Yeah!
Ben:
What time do you wanna meet?
J.J.:
You mean ten years from now?
Ben:
Yeah.
Coop:
Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.
Susie:
Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00 or 9:30?
Coop:
Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.
McKinley:
Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here at 9:30? I mean, we're all gonna be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.
Gary:
Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?
Together:
Agreed.
McKinley:
Great, cause I have something at 11:00.
Gary:
You've just got like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?
McKinley:
No, I just, I have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.
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Wet Hot American Summer - A Favor for a Clean Start
McKinley:
Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
Arty:
OK.
McKinley:
Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don't want to get in trouble.
Arty:
Sure.
McKinley:
You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
Arty:
I will.
McKinley:
You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.
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