Memorable Quotes from Michael Ian Black
2 quotesA Promise to Reunite in Ten Years
Susie
You guys, I'm really gonna miss this place.
Coop
Me, too.
Ben
Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.
Lindsay
Yeah!
Ben
What time do you wanna meet?
J.J.
You mean ten years from now?
Ben
Yeah.
Coop
Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.
Susie
Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00 or 9:30?
Coop
Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.
McKinley
Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here at 9:30? I mean, we're all gonna be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.
Gary
Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?
Together
Agreed.
McKinley
Great, cause I have something at 11:00.
Gary
You've just got like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?
McKinley
No, I just, I have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.
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A Favor for a Clean Start
McKinley
Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
Arty
OK.
McKinley
Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don't want to get in trouble.
Arty
Sure.
McKinley
You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
Arty
I will.
McKinley
You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.
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