Jungle 2 Jungle - Fashion and Dining Etiquette in Conversation
Fiona:
Oh, my God! Oh, Charlie, this is fabulous!
Michael:
Mimi, get down.
Charlotte: [referring to sketches]
When I saw the shoulders on this gown, I plotzed. I said to myself, "Fiona, this, this is the future of fashion.
Michael:
Oh, no. Remember what I told ya? Forks go on the left side. This side. Small fork on the outside. Take your Knife, put it over next to the spoon. The blade-- Blade in. Perfect. Yeah. Might wanna work on that one too.
Mimi:
In Lipo Lipo, we eat with hands.
Michael:
In New York, New York, we eat with forks.
Mimi: [snorts]
When are we gonna eat? I'm famished.
Charlotte:
A little champagne? Gino, why don't you show her the bridesmaids sketches?
Fiona: [sniffs]
Show me, show me, show me, show me. Oh, I'm loving this. Ah!
Charlotte:
What is taking so long with the food?
Michael:
I'll give them a call.
Fiona: [[w:Preservative|preservatives]
I don't eat meat, I don't eat dairy or nightshade vegetables, and, of course, I don't touch ].
Michael: [under his breath; Charlotte kicks him]
Obviously. Mmh!
Mimi: [to Fiona]
Cat fat.
Fiona:
Mm-hmm.
Mimi:
We eat cat.
Fiona: [doorbell rings]
Excuse me?
Patricia:
That must be the food.
Fiona:
Oh! Finally.
Patricia:
Gino, Louis.
Gino:
Coming.
Patricia: [slowly picks up the Coco]
We are not going to eat the cat.
Mimi:
Cat's job, feed people.
Michael:
No, not here. Here, cat's job is to sleep and lick crotch.
Fiona: [they arrive in kitchen and Mimi is squatting on table eating cat food; gasps in shock]
Oh, Charlie, it smells so good! I can't stand it! Of course, this is much too much for me. Did they forget my tiramisu? Oh, God!
Mimi:
This much tasty. Your female makes good food, Baboon.
Louis: [faints again]
Ohh!
Gino: [to Louis]
Oh, Louis, you are such a cliché.
Charlotte:
You had no right to change the rules.
Michael:
What rules?
Charlotte:
When we talked about having children, we agreed that you would be my child and that I would be your child, and now I find out that you've had a child all along.
Michael:
Wait a second. Are you saying that I knew that I had a child?
Charlotte:
Well, if I had a child, I certainly would have known.
Michael:
Hello! You're a woman. Of course you'd know. You're there when you have it. Look, there's no magical bond between a father and son that spans the continents. The only reason I know I have a child is because you insisted I go down to the Amazon to finalize the divorce.
Charlotte:
Oh, so, now you're saying that you having a child is my fault? I don't think so, Michael.
Michael:
Mimi's just visiting. I wanna show him a good time. After that, he goes back home, and we can go back to being the way we were. Entirely wrapped up in ourselves.
Charlotte:
Promise?
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