Memorable Quotes from Michelle Monaghan
7 quotesA Playful Exchange on Love and Compliments
Tom
Hello there... And who would you be? I love you. Yes I do. I love you. You are so Beautiful. Yes you are. Your beautiful face.. I love you, love you, love you.
[To the dog; Cuddling the dog]
Hannah
You should try saying that to a human sometime.
Confessions of Love and Friendship
Tom
Look... Hannah... I pride myself with being honest with everybody. But there's somebody I've been lying to for a very long time... Myself. Because, the truth... it's scary... And 10 years ago, I got in bed with the wrong girl . She turned out to be the right one. I love you, Hannah. I always have. And I always will..
[Referring to Hannah]
Hannah
Thomas Bailey... You are the worst Maid of Honor of all time.
[They kiss each other]
Defining Pac-Man's True Nature and Purpose
Violet
Gentlemen, I'll be sending Pac-Man's current coordinates to each of your car's GPSes. Let's locate and eliminate.
Will Cooper
Come on, guys.
Sam Brenner
Pac-Man's a bad guy?
[confused]
Professor Iwatani
Pac-Man is not bad! I created him to bring joy to all the people of the world! They have brainwashed him! Deep down, he's kind, gentle. Someone you can tell your troubles to or grab a hamburger with.
Professor Iwatani
You'll see.
Violet
Professor Iwatani, get back in the car!
Sam Brenner
Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?!
Professor Iwatani
I will talk to him. He's my son!
Sam Brenner
No, that's a bad idea.
Professor Iwatani
Hello, my sweet, little boy. Look how big you've grown. I'm so proud of you.
[to Pac-Man]
Ludlow Lamonsoff
It's so sweet. He's so sweet.
Professor Iwatani
But all these destructive things you're doing, it's wrong. I'm your father. I know, you're a good boy.
Ludlow Lamonsoff
NOOOOO!!!!
Professor Iwatani
SOMEBODY KILL THIS STUPID BITCH!!!!
Sam Brenner
That was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff right there!
[shocked and horrified]
Eddie Plant
All right, losers! It's 3 on 1. Let's hit it!
Sam Brenner
Pac-Man's faster than I remember!
Eddie Plant
Pac-Man's always been faster than the ghosts. We're gonna have to out-maneuver his ass. Wonder-fro, you and Silver Medal break off. I'll stay with Big Yellow.
[he and the Arcaders sharply turn around a car.; The Arcaders go in different directions.]
Violet
Whoa! Eddie, how did you do that so fast?
[sees Eddie's car going another way very quickly.]
Eddie Plant
Cause I'm the champ, Lieutenant Long Legs.
Ludlow Lamonsoff
Nope!
Sam Brenner
What's up?
Eddie Plant
OH, YEAH!
[kills Pac-Man]
Will Cooper
Good one, Eddie.
Eddie Plant
Whew.
Sam Brenner
One down!
[on radio]
Violet
Two to go! All right, Pac-Man #2 just regenerated four streets away headed North Bound. Turn east at the next intersection. Brenner, go straight.
[the Arcaders go another way.]
Sam Brenner
Got it.
Violet
Ludlow, go left. Eddie, at the next intersection, turn left.
[Ludlow does so]
Ludlow Lamonsoff
We got him! He's got nowhere to go!
Sam Brenner
Oh, God. No!
[shocked]
Violet
Oh, God, no" what?
Ludlow Lamonsoff
He ate the Power Pellet! Pac-Man has got 10 seconds where he can eat us! Why me?! Oh, God, don't eat me, don't eat me, don't eat me. Please, please don't eat me. GUYS! HELP! I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN! Why are you doing this to me? YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED! YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
[Pac-Man starts chasing Ludlow; Ludlow runs away; Pac-Man starts eating Ludlow's Ghost Car, and he screams in terror; Ludlow barely escapes the Ghost Car before it gets eaten by Pac-Man. Then Pac-Man turns around and continues chasing Ludlow.; Ludlow runs for his life.]
Will Cooper
LUDLOW, RUN! PUMP YOUR LEGS! GO, BABY!
Will Cooper
ATTABOY, EDDIE!
[as the people in the office cheer]
Eddie Plant
You just got fire-blasted, sucka!
[chuckles]
Ludlow Lamonsoff
Uh-huh.
[makes finger guns at Eddie; weakly; faints from fear]
Eddie Plant
What?
[sighs]
Violet
How the Hell did he get over there so fast?
Sam Brenner
Way to go, champ!
[to Eddie]
Eddie Plant
Aren't you glad you sprung me, Second Place?
Sam Brenner
Yeah. Thrilled. One more to go and it's Happy Hour.
[sarcastically; normally]
Ludlow Lamonsoff
So I, I guess they're just leaving me here.
Eddie Plant
Now it's time for the hat trick.
Sam Brenner
Wow!
Violet
Brenner, it's on you. There are still 3 other Power Pellets out there, so stay alert.
Sam Brenner
I got this. If I don't, the world ends. Can't let that happen.
Will Cooper
Come on, Brenner. Come on.
Violet
Brenner, he's leading you directly towards one of the Power Pellets. Get out of there.
Sam Brenner
One.
[with a game face]
Violet
What the Hell is he doing?
[confused]
Sam Brenner
Two.
[backs up]
Violet
Damn it, Brenner, I have a son who I'd like to see grow up!
[angrily]
Sam Brenner
Three. You'll see your boy grow up. Four.
[Pac-Man chases him into parking garage]
Violet
Brenner, get out! He's going to eat you!
[alarmed]
Sam Brenner
Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. ...Ten!
[getting chased through the parking garage.; closes his eyes tight. The Ghost Car and Pac-Man fly through the air in slow motion, and Pac-Man opens his mouth, about to eat Sam Brenner.; barely kills Pac-Man Number Three. At normal speed, he lands on another part of the parking garage, and he breathes heavily, as Pac-Man powers down.]
Will Cooper
OH! OH! YOU DID IT! BRENNER! THAT'S THE ONE, BABY!
[as everyone cheers wildly; He and his wife hug. Two Admiral's shake hands. Violet sees Sam Brenner exit his Ghost Car and chuckles in disbelief as Sam Brenner emerges from the parking garage]
Man in Crowd
He's over here!
Weather Miscommunication Between Friends
Hannah
Hello?
Tom
Hey, Hi! How's the weather in England?
Hannah
It's great. Only, I am in Scotland.
Tom
Right right. So it's sunny?
Hannah
It's 3 in the morning.
[Looks at the clock]
Tom
Oh, right. Sorry. So its dark? Have you seen the Loch Ness monster? I know, terrible joke.
[Laughs]
Hannah
Was there something important?
Tom
Yeah. You'll never guess what happened.
Hannah
What?
Tom
They filled in the pot hole
Hannah
The pot hole?
Tom
On 83rd.
Hannah
Terrific. Hey Tom? I am gonna go back to sleep now.
Tom
Ok sure.
Hannah
Love you.
Facing Uncertainty and Loss Together
Ludlow
I can't believe they took Matty as a trophy. I'm so sorry.
Sam
Well, there's gotta be something we can do.
Ludlow
Where's Eddie?
Sam
Eddie... Yeah, he crawled into a hole. We'll never see him again. Chewie won't take my calls. Violet got ]. We're on our own, guys.
[stands up; [The Lorax (2012 film)|the boot]
Q*Bert
This feels like my planet. No fun, no laughter, only war.
Violet
Wait. Wait a second. Q*Bert is from there. He knows all their secrets.
Q*Bert
We were once a happy planet before you threatened us.
Sam
But we didn't threaten you. Y-You saw footage of old games.
Q*Bert
They do not know they are games.
Violet
Well, why didn't you tell them that, Q*Bert, and stop them?
Q*Bert
It's too late! And now the mothership is creating millions of {{w|Kamen Rider Ex-Aid|videogame warriors}} to destroy your planet.
Violet
Look, all we have to do is get inside the mothership and try to stop them. We can rescue Matty while we're up there.
Ludlow
Up there? You wanna go up there? I don't know about that. Y'know, they took away our light cannons. I don't think that's such a good idea.
Sam
We have something better than light cannons. We have a positive ].
[[Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian|can-do attitude]
Q*Bert
Ah...!
[reassured]
Sam
I'm kidding. We are all gonna die. I'm just... Sorry.
Commenting on Appearance and Its Interpretation
Hannah
Are you hitting on me?
Tom
No. I am going of your look.
Hannah
My look?
Tom
Yeah. Your doggy bowl look.
Hannah
Are you calling me a dog?
Tom
No. Its a theory I have
Hannah
Oh! Casanova has a theory!
Tom
Yeah. When a girl is attracted to a guy, she has a look. Its her tell, like Poker. Its the same look a dog gets just before you put down the bowl.
Hannah
You are offensive! And you are crazy!
Consequences of Misunderstanding in a Crisis
Jim Porter
What did you do?!
[storms through the crowd to Sam Brenner]
Sam Brenner
I didn't do anything. I-I thought we obeyed every rule.
Jim Porter
], civilian! We squandered our one chance on you, a hi-fi repair man.
[[Shrek|You thought wrong]
Sam Brenner
But I-I swear...
[nervously]
Jim Porter
But nothin'! You heard ]! ] I've seen your files. You never accomplished a darn thing in your entire life.
[interrupts Sam; [Hall & Oates; [The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature|You blew it!]
Violet
Brenner won 2 battles, Admiral. That's 2 more than you.
[stands up for Sam]
Jim Porter
I wouldn't get smart with me, Colonel! You were all over the sideshow that did nothing but waste valuable time. Sometimes I wonder if you're not working for the ] yourself!
[[Space Jam: A New Legacy|Martians]
Violet
Drop dead, Admiral!
Jim Porter
You're done!
[points at Violet]
Will Cooper
Alright, hey guys, that's enough! Listen, we tried something, it didn't work.
[breaks up the argument]