Michelle Yeoh Quotes

Madame Morrible Citizens of Oz, there have been twelve tide turns since the Wicked Witch of the West escaped with our Grimmerie. Shield your children. Trust no Animals. She will be eliminated. Until then, the Wizard's vision for the Oz of tomorrow marches on.

Sister Rebeka Obviously, you are not a gentleman..

Toorop You can never have enough firepower, ]. In fact...

Sister Rebeka I've never touched a gun in my ].

Toorop Now would be the perfect moment to start.

Sister Rebeka No, thank you. I can defend myself.

Toorop Stay close, this is the real ]. There's no mercy for the weak

Sister Rebeka Just because we're peaceful, that doesn't mean we're weak.

Toorop It does here.

Aurora Who is he?

Sister Rebeka He's a lost soul.

Sister Rebeka It was a haven for women who needed to heal.

Sister Rebeka I want to bring three simple rules to your attention before we start our journey.

Toorop We? I'm here to pick up one ]

Sister Rebeka Wherever she goes, I go. That is rule number one, Rule number two, the less contact she has with the outside ], the better. You're here to protect her from outside influences. That includes seeing, hearing and feeling.

Toorop Now, it's a harsh world out there, ].

Sister Rebeka I know. That is why we ] in here.

Toorop Shit. Okay, what's your third rule?

Sister Rebeka No foul language. Do we have an agreement?

Toorop You listen to my one and only rule. Don't fuck with me or I'll leave you standing in the middle of nowhere with nothing but your ass to sell to get back here. Your perfect world. Do we have an agreement?

Sister Rebeka Obviously, you are not a gentleman.

Toorop Obviously not.

Sister Rebeka Now that we have an understanding, pick up the bags.

Toorop No.

Toorop Shit.

Evelyn Wang Of all the places I could be, I just want to be here with you.

Xialing If we're going to survive this, we have to work together!

Razor Fist Do you really think I'm going to fall for that?

Ying Nan Your weapons are useless against them!

Razor Fist We don't need your help! We are the mighty Ten Rings! And—

Razor Fist W-w-we should work together.

Toorop Now, how could she know how to operate a 30-year-old Russian sub?

Sister Rebeka She's always known things that she never experienced. Aurora could speak when she was 2 years old.

Toorop Yeah, but there are kids that can speak at 2 years old.

Sister Rebeka Nineteen different languages?

Toorop Who else knows about this?

Sister Rebeka Nobody but the doctor. He told me to keep it a secret to protect her.

Madame Morrible You listen to me, Missy. You may be fooling the rest of Oz, but you're not fooling me. You wanted this from the beginning, Ga-linda. And now you're getting what you wanted. So just do what you do best. Smile, wave, and shut up.

Yu Shu Lien The Green Destiny Sword. You're giving it to Sir Te.

Li Mu Bai I am. He has always been our greatest protector.

Yu Shu Lien I don't understand. How can you part with it? It's been with you a long time.

Li Mu Bai Too many men have died at its edge. It may look pure... , but only because blood washes so easily from its blade.

Madame Morrible Welcome, new students. And congratulotions for having been accepted to Shiz. Whether you’ll be studying law, logic or linguification, I know I speak for my fellow faculty members when I say we have nothing but the highest hopes for some of you.

Eleanor Young I chose to help my husband run a business and to raise a family. For me, it was a privilege. But for you, you may think it's old-fashioned. It's nice you appreciate this house and us being here together wrapping dumplings. But all this doesn't just happen. It's because we know to put family first, instead of chasing one's passion.

Sister Rebeka Would you like to pray with me?

Rachel Chu Thanks for meeting me here.

Rachel Chu Don't worry about them. They're half-deaf and they only speak ].

Rachel Chu My mom taught me how to play. She told me ] would teach me important life skills: Negotiation. Strategy. Cooperation.

Eleanor Young You asked me here, I assume it's not for a Mahjong lesson. ]. My mother taught me too.

Rachel Chu I know Nick told you the truth about my mom, but you didn't like me the second I got here. Why is that?

Eleanor Young There is a Hokkien phrase kaki lang'. It means: our own kind of people, and you're not our own kind.

Rachel Chu Because I'm not rich? Because I didn't go to a British boarding school, or wasn't born into a wealthy family?

Eleanor Young You're a foreigner. American – and all Americans think about is their own happiness.

Rachel Chu Don't you want Nick to be happy?

Eleanor Young It's an illusion. We understand how to build things that last. Something you know nothing about.

Rachel Chu You don't know me.

Eleanor Young I know you're not what Nick needs.

Rachel Chu Well he proposed to me yesterday. He said he'd walk away from his family and from you for good. Don't worry, I turned him down.

Eleanor Young Only a fool folds a winning hand.

Rachel Chu Mm no. There's no winning. You made sure of that. Cause if Nick chose me, he would lose his family. And if he chose his family, he might spend the rest of his life resenting you.

Eleanor Young So you chose for him...

Rachel Chu I'm not leaving because I'm scared, or because I think I'm not enough – because maybe for the first time in my life, I know I am. I just love Nick so much, I don't want him to lose his mom again. So I just wanted you to know: that one day – when he marries another lucky girl who is enough for you, and you're playing with your grandkids while the Tan Hua's are blooming, and the birds are chirping – that it was because of me: a poor, raised by a single mother, low class, immigrant nobody.

Zi Yuan (to the Emperor, as he and his army are being turned into the Terracotta Army; in Chinese) I cursed you and your army.

Deirdre Beaubeirdra Mrs. Wang, I'm sure you have a lot on your mind, but I cannot imagine anything mattering more than this conversation we are having right now about your tax liability.

Evelyn Wang I know, I know. I am paying attention.

Deirdre Beaubeirdra Good. Then, can you explain this?

Evelyn Wang Well, what are we talking about?

Deirdre Beaubeirdra I was just hoping you could enlighten me on how, as a laundromat owner, a karaoke machine would constitute as a business expense?

Evelyn Wang I am a singer.

Deirdre Beaubeirdra What?

Evelyn Wang I... am... a... singer.

Deirdre Beaubeirdra I see, and apparently you are also a novelist, a part-time teacher, a chef, a motivational speaker...

Deirdre Beaubeirdra Do you see these? You don't get one of these unless you've seen a lot of bullshit. Excuse my French. Now you may only see a pile of boring forms and numbers, but I see a story. With nothing but a stack of receipts, I can trace the ups and downs of your lives. And it does not look good. It. Does. Not. Look Good.

Waymond Wang Sorry, my wife confuses her hobbies for businesses! An honest mistake.

Deirdre Beaubeirdra Oh. Okay. Well, with all of these "honest mistakes", I mean, even if we don't charge you with fraud, we'll most certainly have to fine you for gross negligence.

Stakar Ogord You know, it's a shame that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu to bring us all together again. But I think he would be proud knowing that we're back as a team.

Charlie-27 I'm in.

Martinex Dope.

Mainframe I missed you guys so much!

Aleta Ogord Hell. Yes.

Stakar Ogord What say we go steal some shit?

Li Mu Bai She should come to Wudan and become a disciple.

Yu Shu Lien But Wudan does not accept women.

Li Mu Bai For her, they might make an exception. If not, I'm afraid she'll become a poisoned dragon.

Mameha Water is always in such a hurry. Perhaps it is just as well - we have no time to lose.

Sister Rebeka I want to bring three simple rules to your attention before we start our ]. Wherever she goes, I go. That is rule number one. Rule number two, the less contact she has with the outside ], the better. The Third rule is No foul ].

Sister Rebeka It's ]. Where did you learn to cook?

Toorop Rule number one in the mercenary handbook.

Sister Rebeka You never had a woman take care of you?

Toorop Sorry, No, not in my line of work.

Yu Shu Lien It's a great fortune to marry into such a noble family.

Jen Yu Is it? Actually, I like the great heroes in the books... just like you and Li Mu Bai. Marriage is a good thing. If only I could be free to live my own life... to choose who I love and love him in my own way. That's real happiness.

Zi Yuan Guo!

Sister Rebeka Maybe now you can ] somebody.

Jobu Tupaki Every new discovery is just a reminder...

Evelyn Wang We're all small and stupid.

Searle It's invigorating. It's like... taking a shower in light. You lose yourself a little.

Corazon Like a floatation tank?

Searle Actually, no. More like... in psych tests on deep space, I ran a number of sensory deprivation trials, tested in total darkness, on flotation tanks. And the point about darkness is, you float in it. You and the darkness are distinct from each other, because darkness is an absence of something, it's a vacuum. But total light envelopes you. It becomes you. It's very strange. I... I recommend it.

Mace What's strange, Searle, is that you're the psych officer on this ship, and I'm clearly a lot saner than you are.

Waymond Wang I'm sorry Evelyn — I need to go.

Evelyn Wang What!?

Waymond Wang I need to find the right Evelyn.

Mameha No man would ever bid so much for a thing he had already taken.

Madame Morrible Citizens of Oz, there is an enemy who must be found and captured. Believe nothing she says. She has stolen our Grimmerie. She is evil, responsible for the mutilation of these poor innocent monkeys. Her green skin is but an outward manifestorium of her twisted nature. This distortion. This repulsion. This Wicked Witch.

Sister Rebeka Who is that?

Toorop An old ], a ] smuggler

Sister Rebeka You trust him?

Toorop I don't ] anybody.

Zi Yuan Long ago, a mythic battle of good and evil played out in ancient China. The country was torn by civil war, with many kingdoms struggling for land and power. But one king had a ruthless ambition to make himself emperor by the sword. The other leaders had assassins to kill the king, before he could conquer us all. Kingdom by kingdom, his armies swept away everything in its path, and anyone who resisted, met a terrible fate. The country was now his. He was emperor of all under Heaven. He enslaved his conquered enemies and forced them to build his great ]; and when they were dead, or useless, he had them buried beneath it. The Emperor's mystics taught him mastery over the five elements: ], ], ], ], and ]. His power seemed without limit. He was master of millions, but like the lowliest peasant, he could not stop growing old. He needed to defeat his last enemy: Death itself. One day, news came of a powerful witch, who was rumoured to hold the secret to eternal life. He ordered General Ming, his oldest friend and trusted ally, to find her. The witch was named Zi Yuan, and she was nothing like the general expected. On the Western borders stood the monastery of Ti Fuang; there, was housed the greatest library in the ancient world, and Zi Yuan was sure the secret to eternal life was here. It was the long-lost Oracle Bones, a collection of all the mystical secrets concerning the ancient world. The Emperor's answer was here... along with other magic, beyond understanding. She cast the spell in Sanskrit, an ancient language that the Emperor did not understand. The curse must never be lifted, or the Emperor will arise, to enslave all of mankind. On that dark day, there will be nothing, and no-one, to save us.

Mameha You cannot call yourself a true geisha until you can stop a man in his tracks with a single look.

Deirdre Beaubeirdra Did you hear me?

Evelyn Wang Sorry. What did you say?

Evelyn Wang There is no way I am the Evelyn you are looking for.

Waymond Wang No, I see it so clearly.

Evelyn Wang See what? I'm no good at anything.

Waymond Wang Exactly. I've seen thousands of Evelyns, but never an Evelyn like you. You have so many goals you never finished, dreams you never followed. You're living your worst you.

Evelyn Wang I cannot be the worst. What about the hot dog one?

Waymond Wang No. Can't you see? Every failure here branched off into a success for another Evelyn in another life. Most people only have a few significant life alternate life paths so close to them. But you, here, you're capable of anything because you're so bad at everything.

Jen Yu It must exciting to be a fighter, to be totally free.

Yu Shu Lien Fighters have rules, too. Friendship, trust, integrity. Always keep your promise. Without rules we wouldn't survive long.

Madame Morrible If you want to keep your families safe, you’ll stay loyal to our Wizard. She did this. The green one. Don't let her get away!

Wai Lin They're looking for us, James.

James Bond Let's stay under cover.

Madame Morrible My personal opinion, dear, is that you do not have what it takes. I hope you prove me wrong. I doubt you will.

Mameha Remember Chiyo, geisha are not courtesans, and we're not wives. We sell our skills, not our bodies. We create another secret world, a place only of beauty. The very word "geisha" means artist, and to be a geisha is to be judged as a moving work of art.

Martinex He didn't let us down after all, Captain?

Stakar Ogord No, he did not, son. He did not.

Charlie-27 Fare thee well, old friend.

Aleta Ogord Yondu Odonta, I will see you in the stars.

Mameha We don't become geisha to pursue our own destinies. We become geisha because we have no choice.

Joy Wang Mom, just stop! Good for you. You're figuring your shit out. And that's great. I'm really, really happy for you. But I'm tired. I don't want to hurt anymore. And for some reason when I'm with you, it just hurts the both of us. So let's just go our separate ways, ok? Just let me go!

Evelyn Wang Ok. Wait. You are getting fat. And you never call me even though we have a family plan. And it's free. You only visit when you need something. And you got a tattoo and I don't care if it's supposed to represent our family. You know I hate tattoos. And of all the places I could be, why would I want to be here with you? Yes, you're right. It doesn't make sense.

Waymond Wang Evelyn, stop. That's enough!

Joy Wang Let her finish!

Evelyn Wang Maybe it's like you said. Maybe there is something out there, some new discovery that will make us feel like even smaller pieces of shit. Something that explains why you still went looking for me through all of this noise. And why, no matter what, I still want to be here with you. I will always, always, want to be here with you.

Joy Wang So what? You're just gonna ignore everything else? You could be anything, anywhere. Why not go somewhere where your daughter is more than just this? Here we only get a few specks of time where any of this makes any sense.

Evelyn Wang Then I will cherish these few specks of time.

Madame Morrible Glinda, dear, can you not find it in your heart to forgive me? With Oz as my witness, I can see now how truly good you are.

Galinda "Glinda" Upland Actually, I'm not. Not yet. But just think, Madame. We have so many cages. And all recently vacated. You'll have your pick. Although I can't imagine you'll hold up very well. I mean, my personal opinion is you do not have what it takes. I hope you prove me wrong. I doubt you will.