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Mike Bacarella Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Mike Bacarella

3 quotes
Challenge Accepted in a Game of Wits
Eddie You can't even bury an 8 ball, Pinkie.
Pinkie Put your money where your mouth is, Chooch.
The Value of Luck and Payment
Pinkie That was lucky. I don't pay lucky.
Consequences of Confronting Danger
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard What can I tell you, sir? Mr. Copeland was a bad man. He was gonna kill one of my kids. Well, sir, you can blame me, I mean I'm the one who shot him. So he showed up not dead yet. Let that be a lesson to you, boys and girls. Don't ever argue with the big dog. The big dog is always right.
[listens; sets down the receiver and hands the file on Copeland over to another agent, then heads into a conference room where his other deputies are listening to the tapped phone call Kimble made to his lawyer; closes the doors behind him; Biggs barks like a happy dog; Gerard leans back in his chair]
Deputy Poole Yeah you've been right before.
[Gerard laughs dryly]
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard All right.
[The techs play the phone call from the beginning; as the conversation plays, we hear a bell ringing in the background; at the point where Walter asks Kimble for his location, the rumbling of a train passing overhead can be heard]
Marshal Henry I might be crazy, but that train sounds like an L'.
Deputy Bobby Biggs St. Louis doesn't have an elevated train.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard How do you know it's an elevated train?
Marshal Stevens You know, I think he's right. I lived under an L for twenty years.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard Oh, then you can explain the difference in the sound of an elevated train as opposed to a train that's running along the ground. Play that back. I wanna hear the sounds of an elevated train.
[sarcastically]
Marshal Cosmo Renfro All right, now wait a minute. Now What cities have L's? uh, New York's got ].
[[w:New York City Subway|an 'el']
Deputy Poole ].
[[w:Market-Frankford Line|Philly]
Deputy Bobby Biggs ].
[[w:Chicago 'L'|We do]
Marshal Cosmo Renfro We got an el', Milwaukee's got an el'.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard Hold it right there! When the lawyer says that he sounds guilty, there's bells in the background, there's a guy on a PA. I wanna drop everything but the guy on the PA. Can you do that?
Technician Yeah, I'll try it. Hold on.
[presses a few buttons, rewinds the tape, and presses play; at the point where Walter asks Kimble "Why did you run?" a distinguishable P.A. voice comes on]
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard Yeah Right there.
PA Announcer on tape Next stop...
[unintelligible]
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard What's he saying? Something like "Next," uh, "stop"? It sounds like "Next stop". Do that again.
[The tech rewinds, presses a few more buttons, and replays that portion of the clip; this time, the announcer is more clearly audible]
PA Announcer on tape Next Stop: ].
[[w:Merchandise Mart (CTA station)|Merchandise Mart]
Deputy Poole Merchandise Mart".
[repeating the announcer's words]
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard Son-of-a-bitch, our boy came home.
Marshal Cosmo Renfro That bell, That bell is the bell on the Wells Street Bridge. It's six blocks away.
[realizing]
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard I knew that was an elevated train.
Marshal Bobby Biggs Oh yeah, big dog, you're never wrong.
[standing up]