Memorable Quotes from Miko Hughes
4 quotesPerception of Inequity in Childhood
Gage Creed
No fair. No fair, no fair.
[last lines]
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Lessons from Past Astronaut Tragedies
Jeffrey Lovell
Dad, did you know the astronauts in ]?
[[w:Apollo 1|the fire]
Jim Lovell
Yeah, I knew the astronauts in the fire. ] ] ].
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Jeffrey Lovell
Could that happen again?
Jim Lovell
Well, I'll tell you something about that fire. A lot of things went wrong. The, uh, the door, it's called the hatch. They couldn't get it open when they needed to get out, that was one thing. And, uh... well, a lot of things went wrong in that fire.
Jeffrey Lovell
Did they fix it?
Jim Lovell
Oh, yes, absolutely. We fixed it. It's not a problem anymore.
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Understanding Gender Differences in Children
Joseph
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
Kimble
Thanks for the tip.
[sarcastically]
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Fun Game of Guessing Daddies' Occupations
Kimble
Now, we're going to do something extremely fun. We're going to play a wonderful game called "Who is my daddy and what does he do?" Yes?
[a girl raises her hand]
Girl
Is your daddy a fireman?
Joseph
He's probably big. Is he a wrestler?
Girl 2
Is he a basketball coach?
Kimble
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Girl
What's the matter?
Kimble
Oh, I have a headache.
Lowell
It might be a tumor.
Kimble
It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor at all. What I meant was you tell me: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
[sighs calmly]
Kids
Oh.
Kimble
Get it? (That's the premise of "Who Is My Daddy, And What Does He Do?") Okay, we start right here. You.
[points to a girl]
Girl 1
My dad repairs wrecked cars driven by women who are pinheads.
Boy 1
My dad doesn't do anything since the crash.
Girl 2
My dad gives money to people that doesn't have money...then people use that money... then they give other money back and they give the same amount of money back to my dad.
Lowell
My dad doesn't live with us anymore. He lives in New York and drives a taxi. My mom hopes he's going to die real soon.
Kimble
Mm-hmm.
Emma
Yeah. He doesn't have that much hair because... and he... his head is so big that he can't wear any hats.
Joshua
My dad's divorced. My mom's divorced.
Boy 4
My dad, um, is a psychologist... and he helps people that are hurt or lost their feelings... and, um, that's it.
Tina and Rina
Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine.
Kimble
Good.
[looks over his shoulders, then returns his attention to Tina and Rina]
Dominic
I don't know what my dad does. I haven't seen him in a long time. He lives in France.
Joseph
My dad is a gynecologist, and he looks at vaginas all day long.
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