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Fun Game of Guessing Daddies' Occupations
Kimble: [a girl raises her hand]
Now, we're going to do something extremely fun. We're going to play a wonderful game called "Who is my daddy and what does he do?" Yes?
Girl:
Is your daddy a fireman?
Joseph:
He's probably big. Is he a wrestler?
Girl 2:
Is he a basketball coach?
Kimble:
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Girl:
What's the matter?
Kimble:
Oh, I have a headache.
Lowell:
It might be a tumor.
Kimble: [sighs calmly]
It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor at all. What I meant was you tell me: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Kids:
Oh.
Kimble: [points to a girl]
Get it? (That's the premise of "Who Is My Daddy, And What Does He Do?") Okay, we start right here. You.
Girl 1:
My dad repairs wrecked cars driven by women who are pinheads.
Boy 1:
My dad doesn't do anything since the crash.
Girl 2:
My dad gives money to people that doesn't have money...then people use that money... then they give other money back and they give the same amount of money back to my dad.
Lowell:
My dad doesn't live with us anymore. He lives in New York and drives a taxi. My mom hopes he's going to die real soon.
Kimble:
Mm-hmm.
Emma:
Yeah. He doesn't have that much hair because... and he... his head is so big that he can't wear any hats.
Joshua:
My dad's divorced. My mom's divorced.
Boy 4:
My dad, um, is a psychologist... and he helps people that are hurt or lost their feelings... and, um, that's it.
Tina and Rina:
Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine.
Kimble: [looks over his shoulders, then returns his attention to Tina and Rina]
Good.
Dominic:
I don't know what my dad does. I haven't seen him in a long time. He lives in France.
Joseph:
My dad is a gynecologist, and he looks at vaginas all day long.
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