Serial Mom - Questioning Alcohol's Role in Accusations
Beverly:
Mrs. Hinkle, do you drink?
Dottie Hinkle:
No, I don't.
Beverly:
So you were not drunk when you received those allegedly obscene phone calls?
Dottie Hinkle:
I certainly was not.
Beverly:
You mean to tell me the day I came over to Mrs. Ackerman's, the day you claim you recognized my voice, you were not drinking?
Dottie Hinkle:
One beer with lunch is hardly drinking.
Beverly:
So you do drink?
Dottie Hinkle:
Socially. I'll have a beer.
Beverly:
So you admit you just lied?
Dottie Hinkle:
No I don't, you bitch!
Judge:
Watch your mouth, Mrs. Hinkle.
Dottie Hinkle:
Did you see that?! She just said "fuck you" to me!
Beverly:
Let the record show I'm merely standing here!
Dottie Hinkle:
Fuck you too, you whore!
Judge:
I'm warning you, Mrs. Hinkle. One more obscenity and I'll charge you with contempt of court.
Beverly:
Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane?
Dottie Hinkle:
No I'm not, you motherfucker!
Judge:
Mrs. Hinkle, I found you guilty of contempt, and I sentence you to a $1,000 fine and five days in jail. Lock her up.
Dottie Hinkle:
You cocksucker! You lousy pig fucker! You bitch! You ugly whore! Let go of me!
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Serial Mom - Unspoken Words in a Tense Conversation
Dottie Hinkle:
Nice as pie she was to me, then I hear her say it.
Detective:
Say what?
Dottie Hinkle:
Are those... I can't say the words out loud.
Detective:
Could you tell a police woman the exact words she used?
Dottie Hinkle:
Maybe.
Police woman:
It's okay, nobody's gonna hurt you. Come on, let it out.
Dottie Hinkle:
PUSSY! That's what she said to me! PUSSY WILLOW!
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Serial Mom - Misunderstanding Leads to Frustrating Phone Call
Dottie Hinkle:
Hello?
Beverly Sutphin:
Is this the Cocksucker residence?
Dottie Hinkle:
God damn you! Stop calling here!
Beverly Sutphin:
Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?
Dottie Hinkle:
You bitch!
Beverly Sutphin:
Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you?
Dottie Hinkle:
The police are tracing this call this very minute.
Beverly Sutphin:
Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface?
Dottie Hinkle: [hangs up]
FUCK YOU!
Dottie Hinkle:
Didn't I just say fuck you!?
Beverly Sutphin: [in a different voice]
I beg your pardon!
Dottie Hinkle:
Who is this?
Beverly Sutphin:
Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. I understand you're having problems with an obscene phone caller?
Dottie Hinkle:
Yes, I am; I'm sorry, Mrs. Wilson, but this is driving me crazy! I have my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me.
Beverly Sutphin:
Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?
Dottie Hinkle:
I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language.
Beverly Sutphin:
Oh well, I know it's difficult, but we need to know the exact words.
Dottie Hinkle:
I'll try. Cocksucker, that's what she calls me.
Beverly Sutphin: [reverting to the original voice]
Listen to your filthy mouth, you fuckin whore!
Dottie Hinkle:
Goddamn you!
Beverly Sutphin:
Motherfucker!
Dottie Hinkle:
Cocksucker!
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Desperate Living - Critique of Local Community Dynamics
Peggy Gravel:
You're just like the rest of the common dykes in this town!
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Desperate Living - Peggy's Distaste for Nature's Intrusion
Peggy Gravel:
You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen!
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Desperate Living - Questioning the Nature of Existence
Peggy Gravel:
Am I living in hell?! Is that it?! Have I gone straight to hell?!
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Desperate Living - Peggy's Outrage Over Disturbing Behavior
Peggy Gravel: [''the children are playing doctor in the nude'']
Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! You dirty filthy...! Is that what you learned in private school?! Nude, nude, nude! You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own SISTER! Oh God, the children are having SEX!
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Desperate Living - Frustration Over a Wrong Number Call
Peggy Gravel: [''the phone rings'']
Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives!
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Polyester - Exploring Life's Odors and Social Commentary
Dr. Quackenshaw:
Through this nose, come some of life's most rewarding sensations, and we plan to share with you some of the most beautiful odors known to mankind. Unfortunately, this same nose is also responsible for bringing us some odors that are rather... repulsive. We have not shied away from this distressing fact. You may experience some odors that will shock you! But the producers of this film believe that today's audiences are mature enough to accept the fact that some things in life just plain stink!
Protester:
You bought this house with the profits of porno!
Sister: [''after getting hit in a drive-by brooming''; ''hijacks a bus'']
White honkey! You crazy cracka! What's wrong with these children of today? Don't he know he just hit one of the sisters of the church! I'm sick and tired of what these children are doing!
Footstomper Victim:
Some people think this is funny, but I have three broken toes to show for it!
Francine's Mother:
Good Lord Francine, don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people in your home?
Principal:
It is the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane and a hazard to the safety of the other students.
Sandra Sullivan:
See these rings? Guess who bought them for me! if you want you can look at my clothes. They're the finest of polyester and I didn't pay for them!
Footstomper Witness:
I seen it, man, I seen this weird lookin dude run right out and stomp on this honkey lady's feet!
Elmer: [''while driving around, speaking into a loudspeaker''; ''laughs maniacally'']
Francine Fishpaw lives at 538 Wyman Way. She weighs 300 pounds and is an alcoholic! She eats an entire cake in one sitting. You should see her stretchmarks. Because of her drunkenness, both of her children are delinquents! She's the hairiest woman I've ever laid eyes on!
Nun:
Prostitutes and devils witches lose their babies! PRAY with us, girls!
Todd Tomorrow:
Let me kiss away your DTs, honey!
Lulu:
I never wanted to use macramé to kill!
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Female Trouble - Discussion of a Mother's Beauty
Taffy Davenport:
What's that camera for?
Donald Dasher:
To take pictures of your mother.
Taffy Davenport:
HER?
Donald Dasher:
We happen to think she's quite beautiful.
Taffy Davenport:
You must be cockeyed then!
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Female Trouble - Rejection of Authority and Disgust
Taffy Davenport:
You're not my daddy, you disgusting hippie pig! And I wouldn't get near a bed that had been defiled by the likes of you two! I'd sooner jump in a river of snot!
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Female Trouble - A Strong Rejection of Unwanted Advances
Taffy Davenport:
I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!
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Female Trouble - Taffy's Disdain for Dining with Gator
Taffy Davenport:
If I have to eat with Gator, I'll spit food!
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Female Trouble - Taffy Davenport's Dismissal of Artistic Pursuits
Taffy Davenport:
Writing a book, hippie? Why don't you go listen to some folk music and give me a break!
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Pink Flamingos - A Conversation About a Car and Directions
Hitchhiker:
Where'd you get this beautiful car?
Raymond Marble:
At a car dealer, where did you think?
Connie Marble:
Where ya going?
Hitchhiker:
Just downtown, anywhere near Howard street.
Connie Marble:
Oh, meeting someone?
Hitchhiker:
Yeah.
Connie Marble:
Who?!
Hitchhiker:
My boyfriend and a couple of other guys. Why?
Raymond Marble:
Going to do a gang bang or something?
Hitchhiker:
What? Hey, what's with you two?
Connie Marble:
We just wondered where you were planning to spread your VD today, that's all, hussy.
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Pink Flamingos - Claims of Filth and Controversy Among Characters
Raymond Marble:
As you know, Divine has achieved a sort of fame lately, both locally and on the national level. You may have heard the term the "filthiest person alive"?
Cookie:
I have heard the term, yes. The papers call her that and she is known as that to a limited extent in your more crime-conscious sections of the city.
Connie Marble: [[lesbian]
Well we feel this to be an untrue statement! We feel that Raymond and I far surpass her in every aspect of the term filth. As you know, we run a baby ring. It's really a very simple process, we keep two girls at all time who are impregnated by Channing, our rather fertile servant. We sell the babies to ] couples, and then we invest the money in various businesses around town.
Raymond Marble: [[pornography; [heroin]
We own a few ] shops, plus we front money to a chain of ]-pushers in the inner-city elementary schools.
Connie Marble:
We feel the attention that's been focused on Divine lately is most unfair. She is merely a common thief and murderer. Unfortunately for us our line of work limits our chances for publicity and travel, but this does not mean that we wish to go unnoticed. After all, we have not worked all these years in order to be outstaged by this fat hog that calls herself divine!
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Pink Flamingos - Questioning the Couch's Condition
Connie Marble:
How can a couch be out of order?!
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Pink Flamingos - Unconventional Expressions of Love
Connie Marble:
Oh I love you Raymond. I love you more than anything in this whole world! I love you even more than my own filthiness! More than my hair color! More than the sound of bones breaking! The sounds of death rattles! Even more than my own SHIT do I love you, Raymond!
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Pink Flamingos - Critique of Babs Johnson's Name
Connie Marble:
Babs Johnson, oh what a stupid fucking name! She sounds like a chimpanzee on a tire swing.
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Pink Flamingos - Challenge of Filthiness and Identity
Connie Marble:
We'll see who's the filthiest person alive! We'll JUST SEE!
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Pink Flamingos - Dividing People into Two Distinct Types
Connie Marble:
I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone, my kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into.
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