Mink Stole Quotes

Desperate Living

Frustration Over a Wrong Number Call

Peggy Gravel Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives!

[''the phone rings'']

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Female Trouble

A Strong Rejection of Unwanted Advances

Taffy Davenport I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!

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Pink Flamingos

A Conversation About a Car and Directions

Hitchhiker Where'd you get this beautiful car?

Raymond Marble At a car dealer, where did you think?

Connie Marble Where ya going?

Hitchhiker Just downtown, anywhere near Howard street.

Connie Marble Oh, meeting someone?

Hitchhiker Yeah.

Connie Marble Who?!

Hitchhiker My boyfriend and a couple of other guys. Why?

Raymond Marble Going to do a gang bang or something?

Hitchhiker What? Hey, what's with you two?

Connie Marble We just wondered where you were planning to spread your VD today, that's all, hussy.

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Pink Flamingos

Challenge of Filthiness and Identity

Connie Marble We'll see who's the filthiest person alive! We'll JUST SEE!

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Polyester

Exploring Life's Odors and Social Commentary

Dr. Quackenshaw Through this nose, come some of life's most rewarding sensations, and we plan to share with you some of the most beautiful odors known to mankind. Unfortunately, this same nose is also responsible for bringing us some odors that are rather... repulsive. We have not shied away from this distressing fact. You may experience some odors that will shock you! But the producers of this film believe that today's audiences are mature enough to accept the fact that some things in life just plain stink!

Protester You bought this house with the profits of porno!

Sister White honkey! You crazy cracka! What's wrong with these children of today? Don't he know he just hit one of the sisters of the church! I'm sick and tired of what these children are doing!

[''after getting hit in a drive-by brooming''; ''hijacks a bus'']

Footstomper Victim Some people think this is funny, but I have three broken toes to show for it!

Francine's Mother Good Lord Francine, don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people in your home?

Principal It is the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane and a hazard to the safety of the other students.

Sandra Sullivan See these rings? Guess who bought them for me! if you want you can look at my clothes. They're the finest of polyester and I didn't pay for them!

Footstomper Witness I seen it, man, I seen this weird lookin dude run right out and stomp on this honkey lady's feet!

Elmer Francine Fishpaw lives at 538 Wyman Way. She weighs 300 pounds and is an alcoholic! She eats an entire cake in one sitting. You should see her stretchmarks. Because of her drunkenness, both of her children are delinquents! She's the hairiest woman I've ever laid eyes on!

[''while driving around, speaking into a loudspeaker''; ''laughs maniacally'']

Nun Prostitutes and devils witches lose their babies! PRAY with us, girls!

Todd Tomorrow Let me kiss away your DTs, honey!

Lulu I never wanted to use macramé to kill!

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Female Trouble

Taffy Davenport's Dismissal of Artistic Pursuits

Taffy Davenport Writing a book, hippie? Why don't you go listen to some folk music and give me a break!

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Desperate Living

Critique of Local Community Dynamics

Peggy Gravel You're just like the rest of the common dykes in this town!

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Female Trouble

Taffy's Disdain for Dining with Gator

Taffy Davenport If I have to eat with Gator, I'll spit food!

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Serial Mom

Unspoken Words in a Tense Conversation

Dottie Hinkle Nice as pie she was to me, then I hear her say it.

Detective Say what?

Dottie Hinkle Are those... I can't say the words out loud.

Detective Could you tell a police woman the exact words she used?

Dottie Hinkle Maybe.

Police woman It's okay, nobody's gonna hurt you. Come on, let it out.

Dottie Hinkle PUSSY! That's what she said to me! PUSSY WILLOW!

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Female Trouble

Discussion of a Mother's Beauty

Taffy Davenport What's that camera for?

Donald Dasher To take pictures of your mother.

Taffy Davenport HER?

Donald Dasher We happen to think she's quite beautiful.

Taffy Davenport You must be cockeyed then!

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Serial Mom

Misunderstanding Leads to Frustrating Phone Call

Dottie Hinkle Hello?

Beverly Sutphin Is this the Cocksucker residence?

Dottie Hinkle God damn you! Stop calling here!

Beverly Sutphin Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?

Dottie Hinkle You bitch!

Beverly Sutphin Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you?

Dottie Hinkle The police are tracing this call this very minute.

Beverly Sutphin Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface?

Dottie Hinkle FUCK YOU!

[hangs up]

Dottie Hinkle Didn't I just say fuck you!?

Beverly Sutphin I beg your pardon!

[in a different voice]

Dottie Hinkle Who is this?

Beverly Sutphin Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. I understand you're having problems with an obscene phone caller?

Dottie Hinkle Yes, I am; I'm sorry, Mrs. Wilson, but this is driving me crazy! I have my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me.

Beverly Sutphin Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?

Dottie Hinkle I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language.

Beverly Sutphin Oh well, I know it's difficult, but we need to know the exact words.

Dottie Hinkle I'll try. Cocksucker, that's what she calls me.

Beverly Sutphin Listen to your filthy mouth, you fuckin whore!

[reverting to the original voice]

Dottie Hinkle Goddamn you!

Beverly Sutphin Motherfucker!

Dottie Hinkle Cocksucker!

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Pink Flamingos

Dividing People into Two Distinct Types

Connie Marble I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone, my kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into.

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Pink Flamingos

Questioning the Couch's Condition

Connie Marble How can a couch be out of order?!

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Pink Flamingos

Critique of Babs Johnson's Name

Connie Marble Babs Johnson, oh what a stupid fucking name! She sounds like a chimpanzee on a tire swing.

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Desperate Living

Peggy's Outrage Over Disturbing Behavior

Peggy Gravel Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! You dirty filthy...! Is that what you learned in private school?! Nude, nude, nude! You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own SISTER! Oh God, the children are having SEX!

[''the children are playing doctor in the nude'']

Pink Flamingos

Unconventional Expressions of Love

Connie Marble Oh I love you Raymond. I love you more than anything in this whole world! I love you even more than my own filthiness! More than my hair color! More than the sound of bones breaking! The sounds of death rattles! Even more than my own SHIT do I love you, Raymond!

Pink Flamingos

Claims of Filth and Controversy Among Characters

Raymond Marble As you know, Divine has achieved a sort of fame lately, both locally and on the national level. You may have heard the term the "filthiest person alive"?

Cookie I have heard the term, yes. The papers call her that and she is known as that to a limited extent in your more crime-conscious sections of the city.

Connie Marble Well we feel this to be an untrue statement! We feel that Raymond and I far surpass her in every aspect of the term filth. As you know, we run a baby ring. It's really a very simple process, we keep two girls at all time who are impregnated by Channing, our rather fertile servant. We sell the babies to ] couples, and then we invest the money in various businesses around town.

[[lesbian]

Raymond Marble We own a few ] shops, plus we front money to a chain of ]-pushers in the inner-city elementary schools.

[[pornography; [heroin]

Connie Marble We feel the attention that's been focused on Divine lately is most unfair. She is merely a common thief and murderer. Unfortunately for us our line of work limits our chances for publicity and travel, but this does not mean that we wish to go unnoticed. After all, we have not worked all these years in order to be outstaged by this fat hog that calls herself divine!

Serial Mom

Questioning Alcohol's Role in Accusations

Beverly Mrs. Hinkle, do you drink?

Dottie Hinkle No, I don't.

Beverly So you were not drunk when you received those allegedly obscene phone calls?

Dottie Hinkle I certainly was not.

Beverly You mean to tell me the day I came over to Mrs. Ackerman's, the day you claim you recognized my voice, you were not drinking?

Dottie Hinkle One beer with lunch is hardly drinking.

Beverly So you do drink?

Dottie Hinkle Socially. I'll have a beer.

Beverly So you admit you just lied?

Dottie Hinkle No I don't, you bitch!

Judge Watch your mouth, Mrs. Hinkle.

Dottie Hinkle Did you see that?! She just said "fuck you" to me!

Beverly Let the record show I'm merely standing here!

Dottie Hinkle Fuck you too, you whore!

Judge I'm warning you, Mrs. Hinkle. One more obscenity and I'll charge you with contempt of court.

Beverly Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane?

Dottie Hinkle No I'm not, you motherfucker!

Judge Mrs. Hinkle, I found you guilty of contempt, and I sentence you to a $1,000 fine and five days in jail. Lock her up.

Dottie Hinkle You cocksucker! You lousy pig fucker! You bitch! You ugly whore! Let go of me!

Desperate Living

Questioning the Nature of Existence

Peggy Gravel Am I living in hell?! Is that it?! Have I gone straight to hell?!

Desperate Living

Peggy's Distaste for Nature's Intrusion

Peggy Gravel You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen!

Female Trouble

Rejection of Authority and Disgust

Taffy Davenport You're not my daddy, you disgusting hippie pig! And I wouldn't get near a bed that had been defiled by the likes of you two! I'd sooner jump in a river of snot!

Memorable Quotes from Mink Stole