Tab Hunter Biography
Arthur Andrew Gelien (née Kelm; July 11, 1931 – July 8, 2018), known professionally as Tab Hunter, was an American actor, singer, producer and author.
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Tab Hunter Quotes
Exploring Life's Odors and Social Commentary
Dr. Quackenshaw:
Through this nose, come some of life's most rewarding sensations, and we plan to share with you some of the most beautiful odors known to mankind. Unfortunately, this same nose is also responsible for bringing us some odors that are rather... repulsive. We have not shied away from this distressing fact. You may experience some odors that will shock you! But the producers of this film believe that today's audiences are mature enough to accept the fact that some things in life just plain stink!
Protester:
You bought this house with the profits of porno!
Sister: [''after getting hit in a drive-by brooming''; ''hijacks a bus'']
White honkey! You crazy cracka! What's wrong with these children of today? Don't he know he just hit one of the sisters of the church! I'm sick and tired of what these children are doing!
Footstomper Victim:
Some people think this is funny, but I have three broken toes to show for it!
Francine's Mother:
Good Lord Francine, don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people in your home?
Principal:
It is the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane and a hazard to the safety of the other students.
Sandra Sullivan:
See these rings? Guess who bought them for me! if you want you can look at my clothes. They're the finest of polyester and I didn't pay for them!
Footstomper Witness:
I seen it, man, I seen this weird lookin dude run right out and stomp on this honkey lady's feet!
Elmer: [''while driving around, speaking into a loudspeaker''; ''laughs maniacally'']
Francine Fishpaw lives at 538 Wyman Way. She weighs 300 pounds and is an alcoholic! She eats an entire cake in one sitting. You should see her stretchmarks. Because of her drunkenness, both of her children are delinquents! She's the hairiest woman I've ever laid eyes on!
Nun:
Prostitutes and devils witches lose their babies! PRAY with us, girls!
Todd Tomorrow:
Let me kiss away your DTs, honey!
Lulu:
I never wanted to use macramé to kill!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
