Memorable Quotes from Tab Hunter
1 quoteExploring Life's Odors and Social Commentary
Dr. Quackenshaw
Through this nose, come some of life's most rewarding sensations, and we plan to share with you some of the most beautiful odors known to mankind. Unfortunately, this same nose is also responsible for bringing us some odors that are rather... repulsive. We have not shied away from this distressing fact. You may experience some odors that will shock you! But the producers of this film believe that today's audiences are mature enough to accept the fact that some things in life just plain stink!
Protester
You bought this house with the profits of porno!
Sister
White honkey! You crazy cracka! What's wrong with these children of today? Don't he know he just hit one of the sisters of the church! I'm sick and tired of what these children are doing!
[''after getting hit in a drive-by brooming''; ''hijacks a bus'']
Footstomper Victim
Some people think this is funny, but I have three broken toes to show for it!
Francine's Mother
Good Lord Francine, don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people in your home?
Principal
It is the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane and a hazard to the safety of the other students.
Sandra Sullivan
See these rings? Guess who bought them for me! if you want you can look at my clothes. They're the finest of polyester and I didn't pay for them!
Footstomper Witness
I seen it, man, I seen this weird lookin dude run right out and stomp on this honkey lady's feet!
Elmer
Francine Fishpaw lives at 538 Wyman Way. She weighs 300 pounds and is an alcoholic! She eats an entire cake in one sitting. You should see her stretchmarks. Because of her drunkenness, both of her children are delinquents! She's the hairiest woman I've ever laid eyes on!
[''while driving around, speaking into a loudspeaker''; ''laughs maniacally'']
Nun
Prostitutes and devils witches lose their babies! PRAY with us, girls!
Todd Tomorrow
Let me kiss away your DTs, honey!
Lulu
I never wanted to use macramé to kill!
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