Monica Bellucci Quotes

Bianca I just hope this is what you want. Never let the man dictate - who you are or what you can do.

Merovingian Oh God, my God, Persephone how could you do this, you betrayed me!

Persephone Cause and effect, my love.

Merovingian Cause? There is no cause for this, what cause?

Persephone What cause? How about the lipstick you’re still wearing?

Merovingian Lipstick? Lipstick? What craziness you are talking about woman, there is no lipstick.

Persephone ].

Merovingian Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai, woman, this is nothing, c’est rien , c’est rien du tout . It’s a game, it is only a game.

Persephone So is this. Have fun.

Merovingian All right. All right. Let us find out where this goes. You two, get the Keymaker.

Trinity That’s a nice trick.

Keymaker I cannot go back.

Neo I’ll handle them.

Merovingian Handle" us?! You’ll "handle" us?! You know, your predecessors had much more respect. Okay, you have some skill. Kill him.

Merovingian You see, he’s just a man.

Merovingian Damn it, woman, you will be the end of me. Mark my words, boy, and mark them well. I have survived your predecessors, and I will survive you!

Bianca You've been stress grape gathering all night!

Bianca So you fucked him.

Kristin No. He died first.

Bianca You missed something. When he came, he screamed like a woman.

Persephone If you want the Keymaker, follow me. Get out! I’m so sick of his bullshit. On and on, pompous prick. A long time ago, when we first came here, it was so different. He was so different. He was like you. I’ll give you what you want. But you have to give me something.

Neo What?

Persephone A kiss.

Trinity Excuse me?

Persephone I want you to kiss me as if you were kissing her.

Neo Why?

Persephone You love her. She loves you. It’s all over you both. A long time ago, I knew what that felt like. I want to remember it. I want to sample it. That’s all, just a sample.

Trinity Why don’t you sample this instead?

Morpheus Trinity.

Persephone Such emotion over something so small. It’s just a kiss.

Neo Why should we trust you?

Persephone If I don’t deliver you to the Keymaker, she can kill me.

Neo All right.

Persephone But you have to make me believe I am her.

Neo All right.

Persephone Terrible. Forget it.

Neo Wait. Okay.

Persephone Ahh, yes. That’s it. I envy you. But such a thing is not meant to last. Come with me.

Kristin How is Lorenzo supposed to get in touch with me? How will I ever have sex!

Bianca You cannot be speaking to random strangers. It's too dangerous.

Kristin He's not a stranger. He's gorgeous.

Bianca You can do a lot of good with the power you have. It's not about losing yourself. It's about - becoming yourself.

Bianca We have machines to crush grapes now. But, this is the classic way.

Kristin This does feel kinda nice, huh?

Bianca You must stomp on the grapes to release their juices.

Merovingian What in the hell? I don’t believe this. Hey. Hey! The prodigal child returns. L’ange sans ailes . Are you here for the bounty, Seraph? Tell me, how many bullets are there in those guns? I don’t know, but I don’t think you have enough.

Seraph We only want to talk.

Merovingian Oh yes, I’m sure you do. You have fought through hell to do so, yes? I’ll tell you what I will do. Put down the guns and I will promise you safe passage out of here.

Seraph All three of us.

Merovingian Oh yes, yes. Of course.

Merovingian Quelle bonne surprise, n’est pas? Who could’ve guessed we’d all be seeing each other so soon after our last meeting? The Fates are too kind. And since you, my little Judas, have brought them here, I can only surmise that the fortune teller has found herself another shell? Disappointing, but not unexpected. I do hope, however, she has the good manners to learn her lesson, and to remember that there is no action without consequence. And if you take something from me, you will pay the price.

Seraph You know why we are here.

Merovingian Come, now. What kind of question is this? Of course I know. It is my business to know. Some might think this a strange coincidence, but I do not. I am curious, though, as to how it actually happened. Do you know?

Trinity No.

Merovingian No? I didn’t think so. But it is always best to ask.

Morpheus We want to make a deal.

Merovingian Always straight to business, huh, Morpheus? Okay. I have something you want. To make a deal, you must have something I want, yes? And it so happens there is something I want. Something I have wanted ever since I first came here. It is said they cannot be taken, they can only be given.

Morpheus What?

Merovingian The eyes of the Oracle. I have told you before, there is no escaping the nature of the universe. It is that nature that has again brought you to me. Where some see coincidence, I see consequence. Where others see chance, I see cost. Bring me the eyes of the Oracle, and I will give you back your savior. That seems a particularly fair and reasonable deal to me. Yes? No?

Trinity I don’t have time for this shit. You wanna make a deal? How about this? You give me Neo, or we all die right here, right now.

Merovingian Interesting deal. You are really ready to die for this man?

Trinity Believe it.

Persephone She’ll do it. If she has to, she’ll kill every one of us. She’s in love.

Merovingian It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.

Trinity Time’s up. What’s it gonna be, Merv?

Link Not again!

Persephone ] who immediately stand up startled] It’s all right, boys, they’re with me. These fellas work for my husband, they do his dirty work. They’re very good, very loyal. Aren’t you, boys?

Cain and Abel Yes, Mistress.

Persephone ], but like so many back then, ]. My husband saved them because they’re notoriously difficult to ]. How many people keep ] in their gun? You can either run to the restaurant and tell my husband what I have done, or you can stay there and die. ]... Hurry. ] and she leads them into a dungeon opening a door to The Keymaker's workroom]

Neo My name is Neo.

Keymaker Yes, I’m The Keymaker, I’ve been waiting for you.

Bianca Just because you're a mafia boss doesn't mean you have to be a bad person.

Bianca You look like a librarian in a library, not a porno.

Merovingian Aha, here he is at last. Neo, the One himself, right? And the legendary Morpheus. And Trinity of course, si belle qu’elle me fait souffrir . I have heard so much, you honor me. Please, sit, join us. This is my wife, Persephone. Something to eat? Drink? Hmm… of course, such things are contrivances like so much here. For the sake of appearances.

Neo No, thank you.

Merovingian Yes, of course, who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time? ], magnificent ], I love ], like I love ]. I have sampled every language, ] – fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d’enculés de ta mère. You see, it’s like ], I love it.

Morpheus You know why we are here.

Merovingian Hmm, ], I know everything I can. The question is, do you know why you are here?

Morpheus We are looking for the Keymaker.

Merovingian Oh yes, it is true. The Keymaker, of course. But this is not a reason, this is not a "why". The Keymaker himself, his very nature, is means, it is not an end, and so, to look for him is to be looking for a means to do... what?

Neo You know the answer to that question.

Merovingian But do you? You think you do but you do not. You are here because you were sent here, you were told to come here and you obeyed. It is, of course, the way of all things. You see, there is only one constant, one universal, it is the only real truth: causality. Action. Reaction. Cause and effect.

Morpheus Everything begins with ].

Merovingian No. Wrong. Choice is an ], created between those with power, and those without. Look there, at that woman. My God, just look at her. Affecting everyone around her, so obvious, so bourgeois, so boring. But wait… Watch – you see, ]. It starts so simply, each line of the program creating a new effect, just like poetry. First, a rush… heat… her heart flutters. You can see it, Neo, yes? She does not understand why – is it the wine? No. What is it then, what is the reason? And soon it does not matter, soon the why and the reason are gone, and all that matters is the feeling itself. This is the nature of the universe. We struggle against it, we fight to deny it, but it is of course pretense, it is a lie. Beneath our poised appearance, the truth is we are completely out of control. Causality. There is no escape from it, we are forever slaves to it. Our only hope, our only peace is to understand it, to understand the "why". "Why" is what separates us from them, you from me. "Why" is the only real social power, without it you are powerless. And this is how you come to me, without "why", without power. Another link in the chain. But fear not, since I have seen how good you are at following orders, I will tell you what to do next. Run back, and give the fortune teller this message: Her time is almost up. Now I have some real business to do, I will say adieu and goodbye.

Neo This isn’t over.

Merovingian Oh yes, it is. ] is mine and I see no reason why I should give him up. No reason at all.

Persephone Where are you going?

Merovingian Please, ma chérie , I’ve told you, we are all victims of causality. I drank too much wine, ]. Cause and effect. Au revoir.

Trinity Touch me, and that hand will never touch anything again.

Neo Well, that didn’t go so well.

Morpheus Are you certain the ] didn’t say anything else?

Neo Yes.

Trinity Maybe we did something wrong.

Neo Or didn’t do something.

Morpheus No, what happened happened and couldn’t have happened any other way.

Neo How do you know?

Morpheus We are still alive.

Bianca Kristin! Kristin! You can't run away from your destiny.

Kristin Oh, yeah? Watch me. Which way is it?

Kristin I just need a vacation. I just really want my: Eat, Pray, Fuck!

Bianca Eat, Pray, Fuck?

Kristin Yeah, it's a - play on words, you know, the book, ].

Aldo Yeah, it's a very uplifting and moving memoir by ].

Kristin Yes! Yes, see, he knows! I want to make wine and I want to eat pasta and be romanced and...

Bianca But, you came for a funeral.

Kristin Yeah, I mean, you know, after the funeral.

Bianca This means war.

Bianca It can't be Fabrizio. He started the shootout. He's a hothead - with a horrible temper. ].

Kristin Whose Sonny?

Bianca ]!