Johnny English - Cultural Clashes and Unpleasant Encounters
Lorna Campbell: [watching Sauvage, who Johnny thinks is a waiter, standing just behind him]
You obviously haven't met our host, Monsieur Sauvage.
Johnny English:
No, thank God! You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.
Johnny English:
Sorry, can I help?
Pascal Sauvage:
Pascal Sauvage, jumped-up Frenchman.
Lorna Campbell:
Lorna Campbell. I've been so looking forward to meeting you.
Pascal Sauvage:
Enchanté.
Pascal Sauvage:
But of course, you're Johnny English. I've heard all about you.
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Johnny English - A Decision Between Action and Inaction
Lorna Campbell:
What are you going to do, Johnny? Sit in this grotty flat feeling sorry for yourself, or are you gonna get out there and save your country?
Johnny English:
I'm gonna sit in the flat.
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