Zoolander - Conflict Over Derek Zoolander's Modeling Career
Maury:
For Christ’s sake, it’s a casserole, Shiela, it’ll stay!
Mugatu: [interrupting Maury; To the Malaysian Prime Minister; Mugatu throws an “M” shaped throwing star at the Prime Minister of Malaysia]
Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOU'VE DONE NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will. DIE, YOU WAGE HIKING SCUM!
Derek Zoolander: [Rushes in front of the Malaysian Prime Minister, turns away, then turns back, giving a look that glows and causes the audience to gasp]
One look? One look?! I don't think so!
Hansel:
There it is!
Todd:
MAGNUM!
Larry Zoolander: [Watching on TV]
Holy moley!
Maury:
Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waitin’ for!
Mugatu: [The "Magnum" look causes Mugatu's throwing star to stop and then drop]
Dear God...it's beautiful!
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