Ned Eisenberg Quotes

James You'll never guess what I did last night. You'll like this. I pledged $200.00 to a tele-evangelist. I'm not kidding. He said, "Give and ye shall receive." I called him right up. I know, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Gordon's losing it. He's falling apart. He's probably buying lottery tickets." I bought a few, I'll admit it. I know. But seriously, the jackpot's $45 million. That's just this week. You should see the lines out there.

Uncle Pete Is that a gun?

James What? This? No. No, this is for you.

James My Krugerrands. I've had them forever. I want you to have them. And... this is the deed to my house. And here is Conway's and Crowley's and Jan's. See? I come bearing gifts. We really need the money.

Officer Polnicki Can you believe this? What schmuck would fly a plane into the Trade Center?

Officer Colovito Maybe they ran out of gas or something.

Officer Polnicki Yeah, Colovito. Right.

Officer Giraldi Just some jerk-off forgot which lever to pull on his twin-engine.

Antonio Rodrigues That's not a small plane.

Officer Polnicki Hell, no.

Inspector Fields All, right, listen up! Let me have your attention here! They're telling us it's a commuter plane. Tower One is being evacuated as a precaution. They've asked us to send a team down to assist. Sergeant McLoughlin.

John McLoughlin I've got a list of names here. Step out when you hear it. We're going downtown.

Officer Colovito Hey, guys, you won't believe this! My wife says the other one got hit, the other tower.

Officer Polnicki What?! How the hell did the other tower get hit?

Officer Colovito She was listening to ] and they said it.

Officer Polnicki What? Who gets their news from Hot 97?

Antonio Rodrigues I told you it was no damn private plane.