Ned Eisenberg Biography
Ned Eisenberg (January 13, 1957 – February 27, 2022) was an American actor known for his recurring role on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit as Roger Kressler.
Ned Eisenberg Movies
Ned Eisenberg TV Shows
Ned Eisenberg Quotes
Unexpected Gifts and Financial Hopes
James: [''seeing Uncle Pete for another loan after Schlichtman's firm is in serious financial trouble'']
You'll never guess what I did last night. You'll like this. I pledged $200.00 to a tele-evangelist. I'm not kidding. He said, "Give and ye shall receive." I called him right up. I know, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Gordon's losing it. He's falling apart. He's probably buying lottery tickets." I bought a few, I'll admit it. I know. But seriously, the jackpot's $45 million. That's just this week. You should see the lines out there.
Uncle Pete: [''nods to a bugle in Gordon's pocket'']
Is that a gun?
James:
What? This? No. No, this is for you.
James:
My Krugerrands. I've had them forever. I want you to have them. And... this is the deed to my house. And here is Conway's and Crowley's and Jan's. See? I come bearing gifts. We really need the money.
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Skepticism About News Source During Crisis
Officer Colovito:
Hey, guys, you won't believe this! My wife says the other one got hit, the other tower.
Officer Polnicki:
What?! How the hell did the other tower get hit?
Officer Colovito: [[w:WQHT|Hot 97]
She was listening to ] and they said it.
Officer Polnicki:
What? Who gets their news from Hot 97?
Antonio Rodrigues:
I told you it was no damn private plane.
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