Scott Pilgrim vs. the World - The Complexity of Life and Death
Scott: [after being fatally stabbed in the heart and killed by Gideon; moaning]
Oh, man.
Ramona:
Sorry. Dying's got to suck.
Scott:
You know what sucks? Getting killed by that guy. Why him?
Ramona:
It's complicated.
Scott:
Well, I'm not going anywhere, so... now might be a good time to get into it.
Ramona:
Truth is...it was me who was obsessed. I was crazy about him. But he ignored me. I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own. That's why I had to leave. And that's when he started paying attention.
Scott:
So, why go back?
Ramona:
I can't help myself around him, Scott; He just...has this way of getting into my head.
Scott:
Well, that's legitimately disappointing. I really will leave you alone forever now.
Ramona: [shows chip on the back of her neck]
No, he literally has a way of getting into my head.
Scott: [shocked]
That is evil.
Ramona:
I didn't mean for you to get dragged into this, Scott. I just wanted something simple. I'm sorry it had to end this way.
Scott:
Well, I really fought for you.
Ramona: [turns to dust]
Maybe I'm not the one you should have been fighting for.
Scott: [saddened; collapses to his knees in despair]
What? But-- But-- I feel like I learned something. Which would be great if I wasn't dead. So-- So alone.
Ramona:
You're not alone.
Scott: [notices a video game 1-UP; determined; uses 1-UP to revive and re-enters the Chaos Theatre from the beginning.; to one of Gideon's goons; Goon gasps in shock and turns into coins, earning Scott Pilgrim 700 points. Two goons block the elevator]
Right! Your hair looks stupid.
Right Goon: [Scott defeats both of them, earning 700 points each, and goes down the elevator.]
Second password?
Comeau: [chatting to partygoers.; notices Scott; Scott barges past him, earning 350 points per person, to the stage where Sex Bob-Omb, as before, notice Scott and stop playing]
I mean, I saw it. It's just the comic book is better than the movie. Hello.
Stephen:
Scott! Let it go.
Scott:
Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Stephen, the new line-up rocks. You guys sound way better without me. Young Neil, you have learned well. From this point forward, you will be known as... Neil.
Neil: [pleasurably]
Ohh.
Scott: [Kim raises an eyebrow; surprised, Kim smiles at him for the first time]
And Kim... I'm sorry about everything. I'm sorry about me.
Gideon: [from the other side of the club]
Scott Pilgrim! Hey, buddy!
Scott: [charges toward Gideon]
Save it! You're pretentious. This club sucks. I've got beef. Let's do it.
Gideon: [Scott stops running]
Wait, wait, w-w-wait! You wanna fight me... for her?
Scott: [falters back]
No. I want to fight you for me.
Narrator Voice:
Scott earned the Power of Self-Respect.
Gideon: [confused]
Umm--
Scott:
KIM!
Kim: [extremely enthusiastically; Sex Bob-Omb starts playing a faster upbeat rock song]
WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE ARE HERE TO WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM KICK YOUR TEETH IN!!!! ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!!!!
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