Nick FrostQuotes

Dave: So tell us Mark, now at the very end - what was your secret? How did you get all them girls?

Mark: Simple. Don't say anything at all.

Young Carl: Nothing?

Mark: Nothing. Then, when the tension becomes too much to bear, you finally, finally, you just say: "How about it, then?

Quentin: Gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you prefer?

Thick Kevin: Good news.

Quentin: Okay. The good news is the engine has exploded and we're all going to die.

Dave: Hello, Dr Dave, Radio Rock. How is that good news?

Quentin: I haven't yet told you how we're going to die. That's the bad news.

Simon: How are we gonna die?

Quentin: We're going to drown in the freezing waters of the North Sea.

Felicity: Dearie me.

Quentin: There is a huge hole in the side of the boat and in an unfortunate development, it transpires that the lifeboats are useless.

Thick Kevin: [to Angus] Actually, that's quite good for you, isn't it? Cause you can't swim, so you'll die quicker.

Quentin: Sorry.

Quentin: The day has come. Tonight pirate radio dies. From midnight, we are a ghost ship floating without hope on cold and dark waters. You have done almighty work here. Thank you. But your work is done.

The Count: Not mine, sir. I'm an American citizen and I don't give a hootenanny God damn about your nitpicking limey laws. I intend to broadcast from this ship 24 hours a day until the day I die. And then for a couple days after that.

Gavin Cavanagh: Not wanting to sound rude or anything, but don't you think that might be an ever so slightly monotonous experience for the listener? What do you say to 12 hours each, noble sir?

Angus: The way I look at it, the world couldn't survive without my comedy, and who's going to have the moral backbone to play the Seekers when the mood is right?

Dave: They've split up.

Angus: I intend to celebrate the back catalogue.

Dave: I intend to stop you doing so.

Simon: As some of you know, my wife left me after 17 hours of marriage, but I survived that because I live for music. And now, with nothing else to live for, I'm willing to die for it as well.

John: I've always lived for news and weather. Happy to die for them, too. Especially the weather.

Bob Silver: I've got nowhere else to go.

Harold: I have somewhere else to go, but it's Peckham. So I think I'll stick around.

Felicity: Can't let everyone starve. And I'm slightly worried where my increasingly powerful sexuality will take me when I return to normal life.

Thick Kevin: I've got a very strong suspicion that Felicity fancies me. Not about to go anywhere, just when I'm in with a chance.

Young Carl: Obviously, I'm in. You're the only people in the world who like me.

Mr. Christopher: [[Tom Cruise] Oh my god, its ]!

Drippy: Can you say that any louder, I need your help!

Ed: [Shaun: What?] There's a girl in the garden. In the garden, there's a girl.

Ed: Who the bloody hell put this on?

Ed: [repeating phone messages to Shaun] Well, your mum rang about going out tonight, then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.

Ed: [[Dazed and Confused] Watch the leather (reference to ])

Ed: You believe everything you hear on TV?

Ed: Oi, prick!

Ed: Can I get any of you cunts a drink?

Ed: [[Night of the Living Dead] WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA! (reference to ])

Ed: [repeated line.] Two seconds.

Ed: [Indicates hand movement of sex; Moans and points at Shaun] Café au lait" "Pour Vous

Ed: [to Shaun as he goes to save Barbara] Don't forget to kill Phillip!

Ed: Yeeaah, boy!

Ed: Wa'ssup, niggas?

Ed: [to David when he complains about the window] You did that, you twat!

Ed: Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?

Andrew Knightley: You've had enough!

Gary King: This is The World's End, man!

Andrew Knightley: [the two fight and Gary falls to the ground] I know!

Gary King: Leave me alone, what do you care, anyway?!

Andrew Knightley: Of course I fucking care! There is a reason I'm angry at you!

Gary King: I know why you're angry at me, okay, but it's not my fault that you crashed that car!

Andrew Knightley: That's not the point! You let me down, man. You were Gary King. Gary fucking King! I would have followed you to the end! I fucking have!

Gary King: [angry; Gary kicks Andy in the groin and runs for the bar. Andy grabs him and they brawl] Well then stop following me! It's just one more! Let me have this! You've got everything you want!

Andrew Knightley: What are you talking about?!

Gary King: You've got your perfect job and your perfect house and your perfect wife!

Andrew Knightley: You think it's so perfect?! She left me, Gary. She took the kids to her mum's three weeks ago. Said I'm not present enough. I am trying to win her back- God knows I am losing- but I will continue to fight, because that is how we survive! For fuck's sake, Gary, I just punched my wedding ring out of a robot's tummy!

Gary King: Exactly! You, you fight for what's important!

Andrew Knightley: And what is so important about the Golden Mile?!

Gary King: IT'S ALL I'VE GOT!

Andrew Knightley: And this is?!

Gary King: They told me when to go to bed! ME!

Andrew Knightley: Gary, mate... How can you tell when you're drunk if you're never sober?

Gary King: [angry and upset] I don't want to be sober! It never got better than that night! That was supposed to be the beginning of my life! All that promise and fucking optimism... That feeling like we could take on the whole universe! It was all a big lie. Nothing happened.

Andrew Knightley: You don't need to do this, Gary.

Gary King: Yeah, I do.

Andrew Knightley: [repeated line to Gary] It's pointless arguing with you.

Andrew Knightley: [Facing an army of blanks] (Tearing open his Shirt like the Hulk) UUUGHGH!!! I FUCKING HATE THIS TOWN!

Andrew Knightley: [whilst debating what to call the blanks] Nothing suggested in the last three minutes has been better than smashy smashy egg man'.

Andrew Knightley: How can you tell if you're drunk if you're never sober?

Clive Gollings: (after being asked about having sex with a girl dressed like an Ewok) Well, she was furry nice.

Clive Gollings: Aliens aren’t called Paul.

Clive Gollings: (in Klingon) Graeme. Strike this woman.

Wanda: Wait! He's still a blue-blood! He can break the curse.

Penelope: Max, I know this face repulses you... And I wouldn't, I wouldn't dream of asking you to accept it.

Max: No... No... No...

Penelope: But this isn't me, the real me is inside here somewhere just waiting to get out and you can make that happen and once the curse is broken I'll be just like anybody else.

Max: What if the curse doesn't get broken? What if the curse can never be broken?

Penelope: Then I'll kill myself. I promise, I promise I will. Marry me, Max. Marry me.

Max: I can't.

Penelope: Get out.

Max: I'm...

Wanda: Get out. Get out!

Max: All Halloween I've been running into someone I used to know.

Penelope: [wearing a pig mask] This someone - she meant a lot to you?

Max: Yes, yes she did.

Penelope: What happened?

Max: I couldn't give her what she wanted.

Penelope: What did she want?

Max: To be free.

Max: Good God, he licked me.

Max: Y'know you inspired me, doing what you did, going off on your own like that.

Hiccup: [seeing the newly reformed Berk] I knew it... I'm dead.

Stoick: [chuckling] No, but you gave it your best shot. So, what do you think?

Viking: Look, it's Hiccup!

Stoick: [points to Hiccup] Turns out all we needed was a little more of... this.

Hiccup: [surprised] You just gestured to all of me.

Gobber: [gestures to Hiccup's peg leg] Well, most of you. That bit's my handiwork. With a little Hiccup flair thrown in! You think it'll do?

Hiccup: [looks at it; jokes] I might make a few tweaks.

Astrid: That's for scaring me!

Hiccup: [shocked; Astrid cuts him off by kissing him on the lips. Hiccup's expression changes to one of pleasant surprise.] Wha-what?! What, is it always gonna be this way? Cause-- I could get used to it.

Hiccup: [mounts Toothless] You got it, bud.

Stoick: [grabs Hiccup's hand; Hiccup turns] Hiccup! I'm sorry... For--For everything.

Hiccup: Yeah, me too.

Stoick: You don't have to go up there.

Hiccup: We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard.

Stoick: [takes his hand] I'm proud to call you my son.

Hiccup: Thanks, Dad.

Astrid: [sees Hiccup] He's up! Get Snotlout out of there!

Twins: I'm on it!

Tuffnut: [arguing] I'm on it first! I'm ahead of you!

Ruffnut: [arguing] Hey! let me drive!

Tuffnut: [arguing] No, this way, don't push me

Ruffnut: [arguing] Stop it, I'll take your teeth out

Tuffnut: Aw, I can't believe that worked!

Gobber: [Red Death pushes Astrid off her dragon and she falls, screaming, until Toothless saves her] NIGHT FURY! Get down!

Hiccup: [Toothless looks upside down to see if he saved Astrid. Then he safely puts her down] Did you get her?

Astrid: Go.

Hiccup: That thing has wings! Okay, let's see if it can use them!

Hiccup: You think that did it?

Hiccup: Well he can fly.

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yeah! GO HICCUP!

Hiccup: Okay Toothless, time to disappear! Come on, bud!

Hiccup: Here it comes!

Hiccup: Watch out!

Hiccup: Okay, times up! Let's see if this works. COME ON! IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!

Hiccup: Stay with me, buddy. We're good. Just a little bit longer.

Hiccup: Hold Toothless...

Hiccup: NOW!

Hiccup: [runs into Red Death's clubbed tail; collides with Red Death's clubbed tail and falls off] No! NO!

Stoick: [sees Toothless but with Hiccup nowhere to be found; kneeling beside Toothless; Toothless stirs and opens his eyes, looking at Stoick; close to tears; Toothless lifts his wings, revealing Hiccup clutched in his paws; picks him up, puts an ear to his chest and laughs with relief; the Vikings cheer and Stoick puts a hand on Toothless' head] Hiccup! HICCUP?! SON! Hiccup. Oh, son... I did this. I'm s... I'm so sorry. Hiccup! Oh, he's alive! You brought him back alive! Thank you for saving my son.

Gobber: [comes over; grimacing] Well... you know, most of him.

Stoick: When we crack this mountain open, all hell is gonna break loose.

Gobber: And my undies. Good thing I brought extras!

Stoick: No matter how this ends, it ends today.

Gobber: The Terrible Terror!

Tuffnut: [''the Terror leaps onto his face. The Terrible Terror chases a shiny light created by Hiccup's shield back into the enclosure''] Ha! That's like the size of my--

Gobber: WELCOME TO DRAGON TRAINING!

Astrid: No turning back.

Tuffnut: I hope I get some serious burns!

Ruffnut: I'm hoping for some mauling, like on my shoulder or lower back.

Astrid: [''wryly''] Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.

Hiccup: [''entering behind the others; unenthusiastic''] Yeah, no kidding, right? Pain, love it.

Tuffnut: Oh, great! Who let him in?

Gobber: Let's get started! The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.

Snotlout: [mockingly] Hiccup already killed a Night Fury, so does that disqualify him, or...?

Tuffnut: Can I switch classes with the cool Vikings?

Gobber: [aside, to Hiccup; aloud, to the other teens] Don't worry, you're small and weak. That'll make you less of a target. They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more Viking-like teens instead. Behind these doors are just a few of the many species you will learn to fight! The Deadly Nadder.

Fishlegs: Speed 8, Armor 16.

Gobber: The Hideous Zippleback.

Fishlegs: Plus 11 stealth times 2.

Gobber: The Monstrous Nightmare.

Fishlegs: Firepower 15.

Gobber: The Terrible Terror.

Fishlegs: Attack 8! Venom 12!

Gobber: [''angrliy''] CAN YOU STOP THAT?! And the... Gronckle.

Fishlegs: [''whispers to Hiccup''] Jaw strength 8.

Hiccup: I really did hit one.

Gobber: Sure, Hiccup.

Hiccup: [about his father] He never listens.

Gobber: It runs in the family.

Hiccup: [imitating his father] And when he does, it's always with this... disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich. "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts, and glory on the side! This here, this is a talking fishbone!

Gobber: Now, you're thinkin about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like. It's what's inside that he can't stand.

Hiccup: [sarcastically] Thank you for summing that up.

Gobber: Look, the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not.

Hiccup: [goes inside his house, then goes out the back door, out of his village, to look for Toothless] I just wanna be one of you guys.