Nick SearcyQuotes

Nicholas Easter: [after anti-gun fanatic is dragged kicking and screaming from the courtroom during jury selection, even though he claims he want to be heard] Well, I guess that's lunch...

Henry Jankle: ...I was under the impression that we'd already purchased ourselves a verdict.

Wendell Rohr: Gentlemen, I have lost my footing in this trial.

Judge Harkin: I'm not sure, but I believe I'm buying lunch.

Doyle: It's a set-up. Don't do it!

Stan: [hands Chuck a Dr. Pepper and two cups of ice] Forty-five minutes. One Dr. Pepper, two cups of ice.

Chuck Noland: [chuckles] I like ice.

Stan: Well, here's the drill. Um, plane pulls in, we get off, and there's a little ceremony right there in the hangar. Fred Smith will say a few words, all you have to do is smile and say "thank you", then we'll take you over to see Kelly.

Chuck Noland: She's actually gonna be there, huh?

Stan: Well, that's what we have arranged. I mean, if you're sure you want to do that...

Chuck Noland: Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes. I don't know what I'm gonna say to her. What in the world am I gonna say to her?

Stan: [sighs] Chuck, Kelly had to let you go. You know? She thought you were dead... and we buried you. We had a funeral and a coffin and a gravestone, the whole thing.

Chuck Noland: You had a coffin? What was in it?

Stan: Well, everybody put something in. You know, just a cell phone or a beeper, some pictures. I put in some Elvis CDs.

Chuck Noland: So you had my funeral... and then you had Mary's funeral. Stan, I'm so sorry I wasn't around when Mary died. I should've been there for you, and I wasn't. I'm so sorry.

Stan: So you missed the last truck by two minutes, huh?

Chuck Noland: Two minutes. Actually, it was less than that.

Stan: Well, the plane wasn't that heavy; you could've added fuel, picked up the speed and made up the time.

Chuck Noland: It was about the trucks. Today's truck was two minutes late, tomorrow's will be four minutes late, and then six minutes late, and then eight minutes late, and the next thing you know, we're U.S. Mail.

Stan: [to Gwen, while pouring some wine] Yeah, well, all's I'm saying is, if you'd gotten all those trucks on the plane those Russkies would be walking on water right now. Hey, now, don't-- don't give me that look. It's just grape juice. Right, Chuck?

Chuck Noland: Yeah, it's like a 1992 full-bodied grape juice.

Pilot Gwen: I see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

Stan: Well, we'd offer you some but, you know, somebody's got to fly the plane.

Pilot Gwen: Yeah, well, I just say no, right? Listen, Stan, I've been meaning to ask you. How's Mary?

Stan: Oh. Uh, well... we really don't know anything yet.

Pilot Gwen: Mm-hmm.

Stan: Uh, she went to the doctor yesterday, and uh... it hasn't me-- metastasized as far as they can tell right now. It's just kind of wait and see.

Pilot Gwen: I'm so sorry. Would you tell her I'm gonna come by and see her on my next layover? I just want you to know, Stan, we are all just thinking about her and you, and just blessings.

Stan: Thank you, Gwen, thank you.

Chuck Noland: I absolutely, positively have to get to Memphis tonight.

Pilot Jack: [[w:United Parcel Service|UPS] Can't help you. Try ].

Chuck Noland: Hey, with this extra headwind, are we gonna be able to push it a bit and make the sort?

Pilot Jack: We'll do our best.

Chuck Noland: Our best", huh? Now Gwen, is there something wrong with our doctors that Jack here keeps getting certified to fly? Aren't you concerned?

Pilot Gwen: I'm terrified, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

Chuck Noland: That's the spirit there. Relentless is our goal, relentless!

Stan: What do you expect from the guy who stole a crippled kid's bicycle when his truck broke down.

Chuck Noland: I borrowed it. I borrowed it, but I love that the kid's now crippled.