Air Bud - Substituting a Dog in Basketball Game
Warriors Head Coach:
What the heck's going on here?
Arthur Chaney:
I'll handle this, Josh.
Referee #2:
Look, the Timberwolves wanna substitute a dog.
Warriors Head Coach:
What, are they nuts?
Arthur Chaney:
Dog's a registered member of the team. He practices with the team, he travels with the team. You check your rule book. Bet you won't find anything in there that says a dog can't play.
Referee #1:
He's right. Ain't no rule that says a dog can't play basketball.
Buck Willingham:
This is a joke! I mean, dogs don't play basketball!
Arthur Chaney:
What's the matter, gentlemen? Afraid your team might get beat by a dog?
Warriors Head Coach & Buck Willingham:
Put him in!
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Air Bud - A Tense Substitution During the Game
Arthur Chaney:
Larry, out!
Larry Willingham:
What? Why are you taking me out?
Arthur Chaney:
Josh, go on in for Larry, huh?
Buck Willingham:
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Arthur Chaney:
Time, ref!
Buck Willingham:
Why are you taking my kid out?
Arthur Chaney:
Because he's playing like a one-man team.
Buck Willingham:
This boy is the team!
Arthur Chaney:
Maybe he is to a worked-up father, but to me he's a player who's got a whole lot to learn. Now I'll kindly ask you to take your seat, Mr. Willingham. Let me get back to coaching my team.
Buck Willingham:
Come on, Larry. We're leaving.
Larry Willingham:
But, Dad?
Buck Willingham:
Now!
Arthur Chaney:
Check in, Josh.
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