Smokey and the Bandit - Seeking Escape and Financial Support
Bandit: [to Big Enos]
We need two things, we need a way out of here, and we need the money.
Big Enos:
Well, here's my Cadillac, that will leave me with an even dozen.
Bandit:
Cledus, get the money.
Snowman:
Yeah, how about the money?
Little Enos:
How about double or nothin?
Snowman:
How about FORGETTIN it!
Bandit:
Wait wait, hold it! - what was that about double or nothing?
Little Enos:
You boys wanna head up to Boston, and pick up some clam chowder for me and my daddy?
Carrie:
You're on!
Bandit: [pauses]
You're on!
Big Enos:
In eighteen hours?
Bandit: [pauses further]
You're still on!
Snowman:
Whoa, hold it... and I'm divorced!
Big Enos: [''Smugly, as the group drives away'']
Twenty to one I'll break the son of a bitch this time!
Little Enos: [''Takes a stack of bills out and starts counting'']
Gimme five hundred on the Bandit.
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Smokey and the Bandit - A Bold Challenge in a Classic Adventure
Bandit:
Just what the hell you want?
Big Enos:
For you to get outta this dumbass rodeo, and accept a real challenge!
Bandit:
Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours. No problem.
Little Enos:
It ain't never been done before, hot shit.
Bandit:
You watch your language, little lady. The problem here, is that Coors beer, you take that east of Texas and that's uh, that's bootlegging.
Little Enos:
You know, I think you're just a little bit scared.
Bandit:
That's great psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?
Little Enos:
Yo mamma is so ugly-
Bandit:
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. Why do you want that beer so bad?
Little Enos:
Cause he's thirsty, dummy!
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