Dumb and Dumber To - Debating the Cost of Free Beer
Lloyd:
How much for a beer?
Bartender:
It's gratis.
Lloyd: [misunderstanding what "gratis" means]
Ooh. That sounds expensive. Can you give us a moment?
Harry:
Lloyd, we blew our money on the graduation robes. Maybe we shouldn't drink.
Lloyd: [notices two men finishing their beers and gets a sneaky idea]
No way! I need booze, man. If I meet your daughter without a buzz on, she'll think I'm an idiot. Hey, wait a minute! What about the ol Stinkeroo?
Harry: [thinks for a moment]
Yeah! I'm in.
Lloyd: [to Ms. Sourpuss as she walks by]
Scuse me, ma'am.
Ms. Sourpuss:
Yes?
Lloyd:
This beer smells funky. Could I have a new one, please?
Ms. Sourpuss:
What do you mean funky?
Lloyd: [holds out the glass for Ms. Sourpuss to sniff]
Go ahead. Take a sniff.
Ms. Sourpuss: [sniffs the glass; takes the glass]
EWW! I'll get you a freshie.
Harry: [holds out the hand that he scratched his butt with, only for Lloyd to hit him on the arm, reminding him to hold the glass out. Harry does so]
Mine's stinky, too.
Ms. Sourpuss: [sniffs Harry's glass, then gags in disgust; takes the glass]
Yours smells even WORSE! I'll be right back.
Lloyd:
Yours smells even worse!
Harry:
Thanks. You're really good at that, Lloyd.
Lloyd: [looks up]
Well, I learned from the best. Thanks, Mom.
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