Memorable Quotes from Patricia French
1 quoteDebating the Cost of Free Beer
Lloyd
How much for a beer?
Bartender
It's gratis.
Lloyd
Ooh. That sounds expensive. Can you give us a moment?
[misunderstanding what "gratis" means]
Harry
Lloyd, we blew our money on the graduation robes. Maybe we shouldn't drink.
Lloyd
No way! I need booze, man. If I meet your daughter without a buzz on, she'll think I'm an idiot. Hey, wait a minute! What about the ol Stinkeroo?
[notices two men finishing their beers and gets a sneaky idea]
Harry
Yeah! I'm in.
[thinks for a moment]
Lloyd
Scuse me, ma'am.
[to Ms. Sourpuss as she walks by]
Ms. Sourpuss
Yes?
Lloyd
This beer smells funky. Could I have a new one, please?
Ms. Sourpuss
What do you mean funky?
Lloyd
Go ahead. Take a sniff.
[holds out the glass for Ms. Sourpuss to sniff]
Ms. Sourpuss
EWW! I'll get you a freshie.
[sniffs the glass; takes the glass]
Harry
Mine's stinky, too.
[holds out the hand that he scratched his butt with, only for Lloyd to hit him on the arm, reminding him to hold the glass out. Harry does so]
Ms. Sourpuss
Yours smells even WORSE! I'll be right back.
[sniffs Harry's glass, then gags in disgust; takes the glass]
Lloyd
Yours smells even worse!
Harry
Thanks. You're really good at that, Lloyd.
Lloyd
Well, I learned from the best. Thanks, Mom.
[looks up]
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