Memorable Quotes from Patrick Cranshaw
1 quoteDealing with Oversized Envelopes at Work
Norville Barnes
Say, what do you do when the envelopes too big for the slot?
Ancient Sorter
Well, if you fold em, they fire ya. I usually throw em out.
Norville Barnes
Just got hired today.
Ancient Sorter
Terrific.
[coldy]
Norville Barnes
You know, entry level.
Ancient Sorter
Tell me about it.
Norville Barnes
But I've got big ideas.
Ancient Sorter
I'm sure you do.
Norville Barnes
For instance, take a look at this sweet baby. I developed it myself. Yessirie, this is my big ticket upstairs. You know, for kids.
[Shows a drawn circle on a piece of paper; Ancient Sorter looks at Norville, confused]
Ancient Sorter
Terrific.
Norville Barnes
So, it sees how I won't be working in the mailroom long.
Ancient Sorter
No, I don't guess you will be.
Norville Barnes
How long you been here?
Ancient Sorter
Forty-eight years. Next year they move me up to parcels... if I'm lucky.
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