Patrick Cranshaw Biography
Joseph Patrick Cranshaw (June 17, 1919 – December 28, 2005) was an American character actor known for his distinctive look and deadpan humor. He is best known for one of his last roles, that of Joseph "Blue" Pulaski, a fraternity brother, in the 2003 hit comedy Old School. It's been said that this role helped him achieve "pop-culture status".
Patrick Cranshaw Movies
Patrick Cranshaw Quotes
Dealing with Oversized Envelopes at Work
Norville Barnes:
Say, what do you do when the envelopes too big for the slot?
Ancient Sorter:
Well, if you fold em, they fire ya. I usually throw em out.
Norville Barnes:
Just got hired today.
Ancient Sorter: [coldy]
Terrific.
Norville Barnes:
You know, entry level.
Ancient Sorter:
Tell me about it.
Norville Barnes:
But I've got big ideas.
Ancient Sorter:
I'm sure you do.
Norville Barnes: [Shows a drawn circle on a piece of paper; Ancient Sorter looks at Norville, confused]
For instance, take a look at this sweet baby. I developed it myself. Yessirie, this is my big ticket upstairs. You know, for kids.
Ancient Sorter:
Terrific.
Norville Barnes:
So, it sees how I won't be working in the mailroom long.
Ancient Sorter:
No, I don't guess you will be.
Norville Barnes:
How long you been here?
Ancient Sorter:
Forty-eight years. Next year they move me up to parcels... if I'm lucky.
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