Invictus - A Cold Morning Greeting Among Friends
Hendrick Booyens:
Gee, It's cold, man.
Linga Moonsamy:
Morning, Madiba
Nelson Mandela:
How are you?
Linga Moonsamy:
Fine, thanks.
Hendrick Booyens:
Morning, sir.
Nelson Mandela:
How is your family, Hendrick?
Hendrick Booyens:
Top shape, sir. How about yours?
Nelson Mandela: [goes back inside]
I have a very large family. 42 million. I don't think I'll walk today.
Linga Moonsamy: [furiously]
We never, never ask him about his family.
Hendrick Booyens:
But he asks us about ours all the time!
Linga Moonsamy:
Hey, think about it, man. He's separated from his wife, his children. How often do you see them here, huh? He's not a saint, okay? He's a man, with a man's problems. He doesn't need us reminding him about them.
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Invictus - Unexpected Encounter with Authority Figure
Jason Tshabalala:
Ah, that must be Jessie with the schedule. Come in, beautiful!
Jason:
What's this?
Etienne Feyder:
Mr. Jason Tshabalala?
Jason:
That's me. Am I under arrest?
Feyder:
Captain Feyder and team reporting for duty, sir.
Jason:
What duty?
Feyder: [reaches into his pocket and removes a booklet]
We're the presidential bodyguard. We've been assigned to this office. Here are our orders.
Linga Moonsamy: [One of the men nods]
You're Special Branch, right?
Etienne: [noticing Jason's incredulity]
You'll see that they've been signed.
Jason: [notices that they've been signed by Mandela. He folds it; storms off]
Well, I don't care if they've been signed Just wait here.
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Invictus - Humor in Sports: Rugby vs. Soccer
Etienne Feyder:
Well, you know what they say about soccer. It's a gentleman's game played by hooligans. On the other hand, rugby is a hooligan's game played by gentlemen.
Linga Moonsamy:
Ja, ja, ja, heard that one before. And it wasn't funny the first time.
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