Memorable Quotes from Patrick Mofokeng
3 quotesA Cold Morning Greeting Among Friends
Hendrick Booyens
Gee, It's cold, man.
Linga Moonsamy
Morning, Madiba
Nelson Mandela
How are you?
Linga Moonsamy
Fine, thanks.
Hendrick Booyens
Morning, sir.
Nelson Mandela
How is your family, Hendrick?
Hendrick Booyens
Top shape, sir. How about yours?
Nelson Mandela
I have a very large family. 42 million. I don't think I'll walk today.
[goes back inside]
Linga Moonsamy
We never, never ask him about his family.
[furiously]
Hendrick Booyens
But he asks us about ours all the time!
Linga Moonsamy
Hey, think about it, man. He's separated from his wife, his children. How often do you see them here, huh? He's not a saint, okay? He's a man, with a man's problems. He doesn't need us reminding him about them.
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Humor in Sports: Rugby vs. Soccer
Etienne Feyder
Well, you know what they say about soccer. It's a gentleman's game played by hooligans. On the other hand, rugby is a hooligan's game played by gentlemen.
Linga Moonsamy
Ja, ja, ja, heard that one before. And it wasn't funny the first time.
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Unexpected Encounter with Authority Figure
Jason Tshabalala
Ah, that must be Jessie with the schedule. Come in, beautiful!
Jason
What's this?
Etienne Feyder
Mr. Jason Tshabalala?
Jason
That's me. Am I under arrest?
Feyder
Captain Feyder and team reporting for duty, sir.
Jason
What duty?
Feyder
We're the presidential bodyguard. We've been assigned to this office. Here are our orders.
[reaches into his pocket and removes a booklet]
Linga Moonsamy
You're Special Branch, right?
[One of the men nods]
Etienne
You'll see that they've been signed.
[noticing Jason's incredulity]
Jason
Well, I don't care if they've been signed Just wait here.
[notices that they've been signed by Mandela. He folds it; storms off]
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