The Alamo - A Candid Exchange About Jim Bowie
Gen. Sam Houston:
Where's Jim Bowie?
Capt. James Butler Bonham:
He's indisposed, sir.
Gen. Sam Houston:
Indisposed? By God if you mean drunk, you say drunk, sir!
Capt. James Butler Bonham:
He's drunk, sir!
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McLintock! - Family Loyalty and Misunderstandings
Becky McLintock:
You are my father and if you do love me you will shoot him!
George Washington McLintock: [grabs a pistol from his cabinet and shoots Devlin]
I'm your father and I sure love you.
Becky McLintock:
You shot him! You really shot him! If he dies...
George Washington McLintock: [Interrupts Becky]
If he dies he will be the first man killed with a blank cartridge . We use this to start the races on the fourth.
Becky McLintock: [to Devlin]
You poor dear.
Devlin Warren:
Poor dear? You would've had me shot down in cold blood! Yelling I insulted you an all. What you need is a good spanking.
Becky McLintock:
Daddy?
George Washington McLintock:
Leave me out of this.
Devlin Warren:
And I think I'll give you what you deserve.
Becky McLintock:
You wouldn dare!
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