Intolerable Cruelty - Discussion About Utensils in Context
Wrigley:
What do you think?
Miles Massey:
What are they, ladles?
Wrigley:
Berry spoons.
Miles Massey:
Spoons?
Wrigley:
Berry spoons. Everybody has spoons.
Miles Massey:
And nobody *needs* berry spoons.
Wrigley:
Everybody eats berries.
Miles Massey:
Who are you, Pollyanna? Where'd you see em at? A Martha Stewart catalog right next to the silver napkin rings? Stadium seat ass-warmers?
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Intolerable Cruelty - Courtroom Seating and Legal Procedures
Rex Rexroth:
Have you sat before her before?
Miles Massey:
No. No, the judge sits first. Then we sit.
Rex Rexroth:
Well, have you sat after her before?
Wrigley:
Sat after her before? You mean, have we argued before her before?
Miles Massey:
The judge sits in judgment. The counsel argues before the judge.
Rex Rexroth:
So, have you argued before her before?
Wrigley:
Before her before, or before she sat before?
Rex Rexroth:
Before her before. I said, before her before.
Wrigley:
No, you said before she sat before.
Rex Rexroth:
I did at first, but...
Miles Massey:
Look, don't argue.
Rex Rexroth:
I'm not. I'm...
Wrigley:
No, you don't argue. We argue.
Miles Massey:
Counsel argues.
Wrigley:
You appear.
Miles Massey:
The judge sits.
Wrigley:
Then you sit.
Miles Massey:
Or you stand in contempt.
Wrigley:
And then we argue.
Miles Massey:
The counsel argues.
Rex Rexroth:
Which you've done before.
Miles Massey:
Which we've done before.
Rex Rexroth:
Ah.
Wrigley:
But not before her.
Wrigley:
Rex, sit!
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Intolerable Cruelty - Misunderstandings Over a Simple Salad Order
Wrigley:
Uh, I'll just have a, um, salad, please. Um, baby field greens.
Nero's Waitress:
What did you call me?
Wrigley:
Uh, no, I-I... I-I didn't call you anything.
Nero's Waitress:
You want a salad?
Wrigley:
Yeah. Do you... Do you have a, uh, green salad?
Nero's Waitress:
What the fuck color would it be?
Wrigley:
Why are we eating here?
Nero's Waitress:
What's his problem?
Miles Massey:
Just bring him an iceberg lettuce and a mealy tomato wedge smothered with French Dressing.
Nero's Waitress:
And for you?
Miles Massey:
Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.
Nero's Waitress:
Slaw Cup?
Miles Massey:
What the hell.
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Intolerable Cruelty - Misunderstandings About Hired Assassins Unfold
Miles Massey:
I guess, something inside of me died, when I realized that you'd hired a goon to kill me.
Marylin Rexroth:
Wait a minute. You hired him to kill me.
Freddy Bender:
No. Both of you wait a minute. Nobody hired anyone to kill anyone.
Wrigley:
Hear, hear.
Freddy Bender:
Apparently, from what I can gather, a burglar broke into your house-
Wrigley:
Miles house.
Freddy Bender:
Whatever. A burglar broke in intending to loot the place, uh, repented, became despondent over his lifestyle and shot himself.
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Intolerable Cruelty - The Cost of Love and Wealth
Wrigley:
Why kill the only woman you've ever loved when she's the richer party.
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Intolerable Cruelty - A Failed Attempt at Persuasion
Wrigley: [Wheezy Joe has just accidentally shot himself]
Told him it was no go...
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Intolerable Cruelty - Value of Home vs. Medical Necessities
Wrigley:
Who needs a home when you have a colostomy bag
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