Memorable Quotes from Paul Levesque
1 quoteVampire Gene Experimentation Revealed
Hannibal King
Jesus Christ! What the fuck?!
[''Stands'']
Asher Talos
Good dog.
[''Picks up the dog'']
Hannibal King
What the fuck?!
Asher Talos
His name's ]. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species. Experimenting.
[[w:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]
Hannibal King
You made a goddamn vampire... Pomeranian?
Asher Talos
Yeah.
[''Hands Pac-Man to Jarko Grimwood'']
Jarko Grimwood
Precious, isn't he?
Hannibal King
Well, that depends who you ask, because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.
Jarko Grimwood
And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuckface?!
[''Kicks King'']
Hannibal King
Ow! I was talking... to her!
[''In an annoyed tone''; ''Points to Danica Talos'']
Danica Talos
Poor King. You look so... distraught! Asher, hand me that chair. You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough ] in your diet? Have you tried... Lake ]? ]?
[''Kicks him''; ''Sits in the chair and licks one of King's wounds''; [w:fatty acids|fatty acids; [w:Trout|Trout; [w:Mackerel|Mackerel]
Hannibal King
How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick?
Danica Talos
And how about everyone not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy. Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's planning?
Hannibal King
I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is... ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.
[''Whispers'']
Jarko Grimwood
Spit it out, ]!
[''Grabs King''; [w:LGBT slang#Slurs|you fucking fruitcake]
Hannibal King
All right! Fuck! I'll tell you about the weapon! It's a new flavor-crystal formula. Twice the chocolaty goodness, half the calories, plus it helps prevent tooth decay; there, I said it.
[''Grimwood releases him'']
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