Blade: Trinity - Vampire Gene Experimentation Revealed
Hannibal King: [''Stands'']
Jesus Christ! What the fuck?!
Asher Talos: [''Picks up the dog'']
Good dog.
Hannibal King:
What the fuck?!
Asher Talos: [[w:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]
His name's ]. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species. Experimenting.
Hannibal King:
You made a goddamn vampire... Pomeranian?
Asher Talos: [''Hands Pac-Man to Jarko Grimwood'']
Yeah.
Jarko Grimwood:
Precious, isn't he?
Hannibal King:
Well, that depends who you ask, because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.
Jarko Grimwood: [''Kicks King'']
And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuckface?!
Hannibal King: [''In an annoyed tone''; ''Points to Danica Talos'']
Ow! I was talking... to her!
Danica Talos: [''Kicks him''; ''Sits in the chair and licks one of King's wounds''; [w:fatty acids|fatty acids; [w:Trout|Trout; [w:Mackerel|Mackerel]
Poor King. You look so... distraught! Asher, hand me that chair. You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough ] in your diet? Have you tried... Lake ]? ]?
Hannibal King:
How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick?
Danica Talos:
And how about everyone not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy. Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's planning?
Hannibal King: [''Whispers'']
I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is... ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.
Jarko Grimwood: [''Grabs King''; [w:LGBT slang#Slurs|you fucking fruitcake]
Spit it out, ]!
Hannibal King: [''Grimwood releases him'']
All right! Fuck! I'll tell you about the weapon! It's a new flavor-crystal formula. Twice the chocolaty goodness, half the calories, plus it helps prevent tooth decay; there, I said it.
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