Memorable Quotes from Paul Scheer
2 quotesFears and Frustrations at the Water's Edge
Deputy Fallon
I hate the water.
Andrew
I hate the fish!
Young Mother
David! Get away from that thing!
David Hasselhoff
(repeats) Little ginger moron.
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Humorous Take on Unconventional Attraction
Andrew
Check it out, they're fish with boobies.
[watching Danni and Crystal swim naked]
Derrick Jones
Oh, if fish looked like that, I would fuck fish. I would only fuck fish!
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