Memorable Quotes from Pauly Shore
1 quoteUnexpected Call About Migrating Geese
Bones Conway
Jack! Get the phone.
Jack Kaufmann
Who is it?
Bones
It's a freak calling about wild geese migrating.
Christine Jones
Bones!
[as Jack dials; pulls him near-naked out for everybody to see]
Bones
Wha- No, don't. Christine, don't. Look.
Christine
Which way?
Bones
Who cares?
Christine
North or south?
Bones
South.
Christine
Yes! Yes, yes!
Bones
What?
Christine
You guys, don't you remember? About the code? So that if we got called up for active duty then we would know it was for real.
[sees Bones and Jack nonplussed]
Bones
It's gotta be a mistake.
Christine
It's gotta be Chad.
Fred Ostroff
Hello, Mama? It's Frederick. Uh, you sittin down?
Christine
Chad is the African country, the one that Libya's about to invade.
Jack
Uh, turn off the music.
[attendees groan]
Fred
Do you remember when you told me that every Black man should visit the motherland?
Christine
Bones, why do you think I chose water purification?
Bones
Mmm, is your brother a pool man?
Christine Jones
No. It's because Chad is in a desert. And water purification is the Reserve occupation most likely to be called up if there's a desert war. And there's a desert war, and we're going!
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