Memorable Quotes from Percy Matsemela
1 quoteNegotiating Terms in a Tense Exchange
Commander Zero
Mistah Achah, Com heah. You get som'ting for me.
Archer
Den you sef get som'ting for me, ah?
Commander Zero
You bring da plane com firs'.
Archer
Are you craz'? You ge fo pay me firs for dem. Dis, no fine, ah? Dis no fine.
[Commander Zero walks over to Archer and hands him a small velvet bag. Archer opens it and examines the contents, but gets visibly disappointed]
Commander Zero
Dis no more you get, Poo'mui!
[white boy]
Archer
Den you'n yo boys den can use ona all rotten AK dem, against dem gov'ment troop, and den new weapons dem, ah?
Commander Zero
Maybe we just kill you and take away what you bring bok.
Archer
Then you get one more dede body, instead of aeroplane way-full wit grenade launchahs! Som'ting I'm gon go to dem gov'ment! Dem gov'ment, at least dem gon pay me, ah?
[tries to walk out]
Commander Zero
Wait, wait, my friend. Here is da ting you want. So many, I not know what do wit dem all. Hey Achah! Next time, you bring satellite TV, eh? I want see Baywatch!
[Takes out a coffee can full of raw diamonds and pours them into Archer's hand; taps Archer on the arm]
Archer
Ja ja.
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