Percy Matsemela

Commander Zero: Mistah Achah, Com heah. You get som'ting for me.

Archer: Den you sef get som'ting for me, ah?

Commander Zero: You bring da plane com firs'.

Archer: [Commander Zero walks over to Archer and hands him a small velvet bag. Archer opens it and examines the contents, but gets visibly disappointed] Are you craz'? You ge fo pay me firs for dem. Dis, no fine, ah? Dis no fine.

Commander Zero: [white boy] Dis no more you get, Poo'mui!

Archer: Den you'n yo boys den can use ona all rotten AK dem, against dem gov'ment troop, and den new weapons dem, ah?

Commander Zero: Maybe we just kill you and take away what you bring bok.

Archer: [tries to walk out] Then you get one more dede body, instead of aeroplane way-full wit grenade launchahs! Som'ting I'm gon go to dem gov'ment! Dem gov'ment, at least dem gon pay me, ah?

Commander Zero: [Takes out a coffee can full of raw diamonds and pours them into Archer's hand; taps Archer on the arm] Wait, wait, my friend. Here is da ting you want. So many, I not know what do wit dem all. Hey Achah! Next time, you bring satellite TV, eh? I want see Baywatch!

Archer: Ja ja.