Peter BryantQuotes

Judy Shepherd: Listen, I know you're upset and all, but I kinda feel we should finish the game.

Alan Parrish: We? Why do you need me?

Judy Shepherd: Well, just in case any scary stuff comes out. Plus, there's a lion in my aunt's bedroom. What am I supposed to do about that?

Alan Parrish: What do I look like, a Ringling Brother?

Judy Shepherd: But she'll be home soon.

Alan Parrish: Won't she be surprised. I hope she's not allergic to cats.

Paramedic: Larry, we need the wheels. Gimme a hand.

Larry: Did we hit her that hard?

Paramedic: No, it looks like another one of those weird bites.

Larry: It's another one.

Paramedic: Geez, that's over 50. What the hell's goin on?

Larry: Easy now.

Judy Shepherd: Hey, look. Isn't that Mrs. Thomas?

Peter Shepherd: Who's that?

Judy Shepherd: The realtor.

Alan Parrish: Quiet. Listen. You hear that?

Judy Shepherd: Hear what?

Alan Parrish: [they get into Mrs. Thomas’ car] Get in the car. Okay, think. What came out of the game before me?

Judy Shepherd: There was a lion, a bunch of monkeys--

Peter Shepherd: That!

Alan Parrish: [The bug pokes through the celling of the car before landing in the wind shield; The mosquito taps the glass of the wind shield causing it to crack] It's okay. It's okay. It's just a bug. But we're safe in here. See? We're fine. As long as we stay low, he can't get through there too far. Don't worry. We're fine. Hey, he can't get us in here. He can't get through the glass. We're safe. Either one of you know how to drive? No? Well, that's no problem. Well, my dad used to let me back the car down the driveway once. So, what's the big deal?

Judy Shepherd: [to Peter] Buckle up.

Alan Parrish: Here we go! Oh, wait a minute. What-- Wait.

Judy Shepherd: Alan, the top!

Alan Parrish: [driving recklessly and hitting a garbage can and mailbox before pulling up to the mansion] Piece of cake. Yeah.

Judy Shepherd: Alan.

Alan Parrish: Keep that thing away from me!

Judy Shepherd: When are you gonna help us play? We've gotta hurry. Our aunt's gonna be home soon.

Alan Parrish: [going into the bathroom and closing the door] Well, good. You can inform her that she's the ex-owner of this house. I hope you realize, with my parents gone, this home belongs to me. Oh, thank you. No more banana leaves.

Judy Shepherd: What do you think those monkeys are gonna do to the ecosystem around here?

Alan Parrish: [singing] Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip...

Judy Shepherd: [knocking the door] Hello!

Alan Parrish: [singing] That started out on this tropic port aboard this tiny ship, The mate was a mighty sailor man, The skipper brave and sure, five passengers set sail that day for a three-hour tour...

Judy Shepherd: [sees he attempted to shave and has pieces of tissue covering the nicks] What happened to you. You shave with a piece of glass?

Alan Parrish: What happened to you? The Clampetts have a yard sale? What do you want? I've never shaved before.

Judy Shepherd: Where are you going? How bout Peter and I play, and you just sort of watch?

Alan Parrish: [in the kitchen eating an apple over a bowl] No, thanks. I've seen it.

Judy Shepherd: So if you're not gonna help us, what are you gonna do?

Alan Parrish: I don't know. Pretty much take up where I left off. I wonder if Mrs. Nedermeyer's still teaching sixth grade.

Peter Shepherd: Come on, Judy. He's not gonna help us. He's afraid.

Alan Parrish: What did you say?

Peter Shepherd: You're afraid. It's okay to be afraid. Let's go set it up in the living room.

Alan Parrish: No, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into.

Peter Shepherd: Whatever it is, we'll handle it by ourselves. We don't need your help.

Alan Parrish: I don't think so. You think monkeys, mosquitoes and lions are bad? That's just the beginning. I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that'll hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eat. And you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is. You will not last five minutes without me.

Peter Shepherd: So are you gonna help us?

Alan Parrish: I'll watch. But I'm not afraid.

Judy Shepherd: Peter, that was very cool.

Peter Shepherd: That's reverse psychology. Dad used to pull it on me all the time.